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An old flame just sent me this... I think I dodged a bullet.
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An old flame just sent me this… I think I dodged a bullet.


An old flame just sent me this… I think I dodged a bullet.

by RNLImThalassophobic

14 Comments

  1. vitonga

    are those…

    grapes? and strawberries? with….brie? and cured meat?

    i’m sorry

    honestly straight to jail.

    I hope the fire department extinguishes that old flame, or whatever

  3. let_them_drink_tea

    Charcuterie board pizza I guess?

  4. A_Rolling_Baneling

    A pizza felony undoubtedly, but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t take a bite

  5. limabeanspice

    Like at least cut the grapes Jesus those are just going to roll off instantly

  6. limabeanspice

    Like at least cut the grapes Jesus those are just going to roll off instantly

  7. Mastersord

    It’s weird but on a charcuterie board, you would eat all these things together, even with bread.  I would vote not guilty here.

  9. Dreamspitter

    **Tomato is in fact a fruit.** Is it the ONLY fruit that belongs on Pizza? 🤷🏾‍♂️ 🍍

  11. Large-Glass-3497

    You just dodged a missile. That is some sick shit. 🤢

  12. Partimenerd

    Honestly the Brie might be the worst part. I’m picky with my cheese when it comes to certain foods.

  13. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    Somehow it can’t be real… is this some kind of AI creation? Are those grapes AND carrots?!

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