A friend posted this on FB, and I thought ya’all would enjoy

by pepeeltoro

16 Comments

  1. Historical_Cable_203

    but the existential horrors never leave your body…

  2. I’m filled with existential horror and yet there is space for a lot of sweets, mostly ice cream. Maybe it melts and combines well with the horror.

  3. Sad-Fox6934

    I’m pretty sure the swords are actually 0 calories

  4. Eating five swords will lower your calorie consumption by 100%.

  5. Strawbelly22

    We all know that chicken has approx 440cal per 100g, that’s why it’s only twice as filling as pure oil.

  6. Not_A_Wendigo

    I feel like owls would have about the same calorie density as chickens, but maybe they are including the indigestible parts of the owls.

  7. Evening_Membership40

    How long does the existential dread take to digest? Asking for a friend —

  8. Avacalhador9

    Scientific sources actually say “sword swallowing” is a great exercise and very good for your health. 🤣 Can be a great low calorie protein source too, if you “swallow”. 😂😂 A bit crass, I know, but I couldn’t resist

  9. Puzzleheaded_Back255

    You can really fill up on existential horrors!

  10. BreakfastSavage

    The macros on the swords and owls would be way lower, cap

  11. MYSTONYMOUS

    What I got from this is why aren’t we all eating owls?

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