Carrot for scaleby AggressiveWallaby76 28 Comments gonzalbo87 11 months ago Girthy. Zagmut 11 months ago Damn bro, you’ve got a tiny arm! Redfeather_nightmare 11 months ago I’ve… Never seen a carrot with a foreskin before. clodmonet 11 months ago Is it wrong that I think it looks uncircumcised? -__-why 11 months ago Everything makes me think of shit I should buy myself Tomkneale1243 11 months ago Jolly green giants had a hard day ph0en1x778 11 months ago Just remember, even something that big still needs a flared base. big_angery 11 months ago Damn homewrecker carrot! LetsHookUpSF 11 months ago That carrot got a phone number? I’m single. cuckookaburra 11 months ago Ew. Reminds me of my ex. Life-Gur-2616 11 months ago That would hurt. Objective-Rough-4115 11 months ago Now that’s a homewrecker. CapN-_-Clutchh 11 months ago I’m in metro Detroit and I noticed the carrots this week were similar. Not fun turn cutting these things. Hammerjaw 11 months ago Try putting a finger condom on it TCnup 11 months ago Nantes? If so, that’s the biggest one I’ve seen… putting Imperators to shame lmao Rosenrot_84_ 11 months ago I should call him Quercus408 11 months ago Lol, it’s even uncircumcised NotaVortex 11 months ago It’s kind of hard to judge the scale with a carrot. Can you put a banana next to it? Kevin33024 11 months ago r/absoluteunits thatredheadedchef321 11 months ago Well, that’s a thing! Dapper-Negotiation59 11 months ago That’s my new man his name is Bruno and he’s sensitive GeBilly 11 months ago That carrot would make one hell of a ramp. ConstantineGSB 11 months ago Me: “2kg’s of carrots please”Supplier: “You mean carrot?”Me: “sure, whatever” mangosal 11 months ago Country girls make do thefirebuilds 11 months ago Flare that base before you get any bad ideas. Hour-Requirement6489 11 months ago How the HELL does everyone have Giligan’s Island carrots?!?! I don’t even love carrots, but I grow *everything else* fine BUT THEM. 🫣💀🤣 Luluinduval 11 months ago That’s a big root TonyStewartsWildRide 11 months ago Okay but where’s a banana? I can’t tell the size of these things.Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
CapN-_-Clutchh 11 months ago I’m in metro Detroit and I noticed the carrots this week were similar. Not fun turn cutting these things.
TCnup 11 months ago Nantes? If so, that’s the biggest one I’ve seen… putting Imperators to shame lmao
NotaVortex 11 months ago It’s kind of hard to judge the scale with a carrot. Can you put a banana next to it?
ConstantineGSB 11 months ago Me: “2kg’s of carrots please”Supplier: “You mean carrot?”Me: “sure, whatever”
Hour-Requirement6489 11 months ago How the HELL does everyone have Giligan’s Island carrots?!?! I don’t even love carrots, but I grow *everything else* fine BUT THEM. 🫣💀🤣
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Girthy.
Damn bro, you’ve got a tiny arm!
I’ve… Never seen a carrot with a foreskin before.
Is it wrong that I think it looks uncircumcised?
Everything makes me think of shit I should buy myself
Jolly green giants had a hard day
Just remember, even something that big still needs a flared base.
Damn homewrecker carrot!
That carrot got a phone number? I’m single.
Ew. Reminds me of my ex.
That would hurt.
Now that’s a homewrecker.
I’m in metro Detroit and I noticed the carrots this week were similar. Not fun turn cutting these things.
Try putting a finger condom on it
Nantes? If so, that’s the biggest one I’ve seen… putting Imperators to shame lmao
I should call him
Lol, it’s even uncircumcised
It’s kind of hard to judge the scale with a carrot. Can you put a banana next to it?
r/absoluteunits
Well, that’s a thing!
That’s my new man his name is Bruno and he’s sensitive
That carrot would make one hell of a ramp.
Me: “2kg’s of carrots please”
Supplier: “You mean carrot?”
Me: “sure, whatever”
Country girls make do
Flare that base before you get any bad ideas.
How the HELL does everyone have Giligan’s Island carrots?!?! I don’t even love carrots, but I grow *everything else* fine BUT THEM. 🫣💀🤣
That’s a big root
Okay but where’s a banana? I can’t tell the size of these things.