I hate these chives

by Creapingvine

48 Comments

  1. did he just empty lawn clippings into the prep basin or what

  2. thewebspinner

    Did he cut them with a grater or something? How the fuck do you get cuts that rough?

  3. Icy-Bid224

    Who are you trying to fool? Those are grassclippings from a backyard

  4. No-Grand-6474

    It’s the guys that cut shit like this then act like their carrying the entire kitchen in their jansports. be fucking for real

  5. Apprehensive_Bite999

    Not only is the cut fucking rough, but he didn’t evening pick away the yellowing/browning pieces? Can he even cook a decent meal?

  6. Perverse_psycology

    Oh we’re doing chives again

    Your CDP is a fuckin idiot, keep them away from the stove

  7. Outrageous-Thanks-47

    Jesus…I haven’t worked a shift in a long ass time and just home cook now but some of those pieces are an inch long and brown/yellow. I’d be ashamed to serve that to myself….

  8. AmusinglyAstute2112

    There’s towel fuzz in the top part, I also see a bread crumb or piece of bacon, and a whole pecan ? That’s a huge mistake. You have something inedible, something that isn’t supposed to be there, and could be against a religious diet, and a nut allergen in a veggie pan. The chives themselves are wilted and gross. If someone handed me these I would probably think they just came off a bender or were hungover.

  9. partyboiee

    These chives are atrocious, but have you tried showing him how to do things right?

    A good chef will teach people how to do things right.

    A shit chef will post people’s mistakes to Reddit and silently mock them to farm fake internet points.

  10. OpenQuiets

    Those look like they were shit chives to begin with.

  11. ringstuff13

    To quote an old chef of mine. ‘Those aren’t chives, those are snowflakes! Chives all look the same!’

  12. AlarmedRecipe6569

    He found these laying around and figured they’d pass. Too dry and frayed edges means it’s been days since cut

  13. …and the chives > ramps > sandos cycle starts anew

  14. Cool-Mission-6585

    Throw away his chives and cut it properly in front of his to establish dominance.

  15. Evening-Turnip8407

    Has anybody seen the bouquet of wilted flowers I shredded this morning to use for mulch? Oh.

  16. imthejavafox

    Did he cut them with a weed wacker? Shitty cuts aside, those chives should have been thrown out anyway. It looks like grass in early autumn

  17. bluephazon

    Cut size aside, why are you guys using clearly old and dried out chives. These should have been binned or used in something that isn’t as noticeable for what is obviously for garnishing.

  18. leinad_reyem

    For service when? 3 days ago? Those look dry as fuck.

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