Wanted to make a burrito. Got home and realized I forgot the goddamn tortillas.

by Misterfahrenheit120

38 Comments

  1. Goodlemur

    If you tell me that rice is fully cooked I won’t believe you

  2. That’s why I always have mini tortilla on hand….they last a few months if you store them right lol

  3. yells_at_bugs

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thoughts and prayers.

  4. Knotashock

    I would have put it all in a blender and spread it on light bread! Next trip to the grocery store, buy extra tortillas and freeze them for emergencies like this! I buy flatbread and pitas for times like these! 🤘🏼😃🖖🏼

  5. glandsthatmust

    Lmfao did you strain your rice after 13 mins like the box said?

  6. Ok-Initial5624

    “hey babe your chicken’s done”
    “why’d it take you 3 hours for just the small piece – waif what is that sauce?”
    “oh don’t worry about it babe *passes out*”

  7. MoysterShooter

    That rice is just gonna come out very identifiable.

  8. Thelichemaster

    That looks like Indiana Jones’ meal in the village from Temple of Doom.

  9. TapRevolutionary5022

    You forgot to cook the rice too. And where’s the sour cream and salsa?????????

  10. TalonXander

    I too thought the rice was undercooked but it being brown rice makes since for the size and look

  11. HangmanGentry11

    Just pull a Frank Reynolds and make it in your mouth. It tastes better that way.

  12. cursedtealeaf

    I have a tortilla graveyard over here wish I could send you some that are sitting needing to be used that I always forget about 😂

  13. queensequoyah

    i like that the other ingredients are punished and isolated because you forgot their binding force, a tortilla

  14. clarity4220

    My taco meat expired…after I went to the store to buy the lettuce and onions!

  15. Then it’s a fancy “deconstructed” burrito.

  16. KarlManjaro

    Did you honestly eat it off a plate like some psychopath? Just put that all in a bowl, burrito bowl, it’s a thing and it’s delicious

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