The 4 Roses single barrel is what gets me. That used to be my drink for a while.
MinimumApricot365
As a former line cook, I understand 1 or 2 disco balls, but 5!?
That is a bit excessive.
Optimal-Business-786
Its all the same handwriting… you made this list.
VOPlas
i walked in and the prep list said “Drugs – Extremely High Priority” i agreed
BigGayGinger4
Get four disco balls, nothing else, and hide the dry erase marker.
tenehemia
The place I worked a few years back was a brand new space opened to be a brewery / bar & restaurant. It was an established brewery from about an hour south of here that wanted to move into the big city market.
Unfortunately they blew way, way too much money trying to get the space open and as a result couldn’t finish the brewery. Everything else was great and finished but they decided to just ship beer up from the other brewery.
The result is that we had a walk-in unlike anything I’d ever seen before. It was probably 700 square feet. Absolutely massive. The kitchen had shelves all along one wall but other than that it was completely empty.
So naturally I brought in a disco ball and light and had dance parties to myself in the walk in after close. Because I’ve been to a lot of raves and dance clubs in my life, but I doubted I’d ever get the chance to have a dance party inside a giant refrigerator again. It was like a Stephan bit from SNL. “Portlands hottest new club is WALK-IN. They’ve got everything: a single light source powered by a phone battery. Endless cambros full of brined raw chicken and MTV’s Dan Cortese.”
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espesso
I’d order my cooks a new baby grand piano _if_ they could quit breaking the one we have. Personal responsibility comes in to play at some point.
You’re wrong if you don’t buy the bottom four.
Fuck you have cool cooks
Sounds like a disco!!!
I like to write “TP” with the brown marker. The boss doesn’t think it’s funny.
I have actually priced a small disco ball and point light source for my cooks at the community feeding program
Tell them you couldn’t get everything but you got the dry erase markers and to make it up to them you got 50 disco balls
https://www.amazon.com/Newmemo-Ornaments-Reflective-Decoration-Christmas/dp/B0CRHMMN6F/
This is clearly a Christmas list. Go to town Chef Santa!
The Four Roses seems totally reasonable.
It’s the 5 disco balls for me
I appreciate that this was apparently all one person based on handwriting
I wouldn’t have laughed much, until the ending of dry erase markers, that was actually funny
That’s hilarious lol. I love that the list of ridiculous shit is rounded off with the markers 😂
The dry erase marker at the end made me laugh the hardest
They forgot the slurpee machine, i always put it on the list because you never know. A cook could dream…..hoping one day……one day……(sighs)
Weird menu but okay, sysco might not have some of these things but ask your rep.
You can get them [40 disco balls for a pittance.](https://www.amazon.com/Decoration-Ornaments-Reflective-Decorations-Supplies/dp/B0B7NN6S46/ref=asc_df_B0B7NN6S46?mcid=1d1357fc5c3133b39b1dbf288c49dd4e&hvocijid=4316782622882145832-B0B7NN6S46-&hvexpln=73&tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=721245378154&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4316782622882145832&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9022221&hvtargid=pla-2281435180698&psc=1)
The 4 Roses single barrel is what gets me. That used to be my drink for a while.
As a former line cook, I understand 1 or 2 disco balls, but 5!?
That is a bit excessive.
Its all the same handwriting… you made this list.
i walked in and the prep list said “Drugs – Extremely High Priority” i agreed
Get four disco balls, nothing else, and hide the dry erase marker.
The place I worked a few years back was a brand new space opened to be a brewery / bar & restaurant. It was an established brewery from about an hour south of here that wanted to move into the big city market.
Unfortunately they blew way, way too much money trying to get the space open and as a result couldn’t finish the brewery. Everything else was great and finished but they decided to just ship beer up from the other brewery.
The result is that we had a walk-in unlike anything I’d ever seen before. It was probably 700 square feet. Absolutely massive. The kitchen had shelves all along one wall but other than that it was completely empty.
So naturally I brought in a disco ball and light and had dance parties to myself in the walk in after close. Because I’ve been to a lot of raves and dance clubs in my life, but I doubted I’d ever get the chance to have a dance party inside a giant refrigerator again. It was like a Stephan bit from SNL. “Portlands hottest new club is WALK-IN. They’ve got everything: a single light source powered by a phone battery. Endless cambros full of brined raw chicken and MTV’s Dan Cortese.”
The blue and purple are the same hand writing!
Obviously 5 disco balls is the minimum.
last entry killed me, hilarious
this makes me miss working in a kitchen so much
Your cooks know how to read and write?
I love a staff with a sense of humor