A turkey cheeseburger with speck*

Greetings burger lovers!

A new homemade burger today. Pushing the envelope.

• a toasted homemade whole wheat bun
• a ground turkey quarterpounder patty
• a thick layer of melted cheese
• two slices of ripe tomatoes
• a lot of speck, and when I say speck*
  I mean "Speck" in the german/austrian/swiss
  sense of the word (explanation in the comment's section)
• mayonnaise
• mustard
• pickled jalapeños
• a quart of cold milk to keep me alive (mandatory)
• refrigerated toilet paper (optional, for the day after)

A few pictures to illustrate things.

Greetings burger friends! 😉🍔🌶🔥🥛