Help me, please

by DesVaters

23 Comments

  1. Bobaximus

    Its what happens when you leave hydrogen alone in large enough quantities.

  2. Bigringcycling

    Somebody correct me if I am wrong but somebody posted one (crudité/veggie platter) that was maybe middle of the road (not bad but not great) and said the price was something astronomical like $700. Then people started to mock it and show off their versions and exaggerating the prices.

    Then it just became a thing for the sub.

    Here’s a link to a post referencing it because the original was deleted but this post has a link to that deleted post:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/5powYXfKJk

    Edit: edited to add the link and make it more accurate based on the link.

  3. SoupZiegler

    Someone posted (and deleted) a pic of a veggie tray they made and charged $700 for. It was $50 in veggies and they got roasted.

    Now the meme lives on.

  4. gothquake

    I bought a pre made cheese trio from cracker barrel this year bc I can’t be arsed to arrange anything when everyone eats the cheese before its ready anyway and I have 20 lbs of potatoes to mash. Thank god I am not “working” on the holiday but if one more teenager who isnt paying me asks for a dang charcuterie board imma fliip mmkay y’all need jesus

  5. BloodforKhorne

    They’re pretty.

    And a big seller during holidays. I’m just happy I don’t have to work on OR see shrimp platters anymore.

  6. Every time I see the latest run of posts, it’s what I end up having for dinner..

  7. Take a plunge into the deep… use the ramp if you don’t want to jump.

  8. DragonQueenDrago

    Show and tell to mock an old post of a not bad, but aldo not good, and VERY expensive veggie platter post a few days ago.

  9. Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

    Easiest way to dispose of that fucking dishwasher.

  10. Dannypalfy

    You’re gonna build that ramp for Beansie Richy!

  11. Drunk_Gary1

    I just figured it was just this subs tendency to hyper fixate on things. Remember when everything was food cubes.

  12. BLOODWORTHooc

    Just grab a sando and browse for a bit. You’ll figure it out.

  13. ScaryLawler

    Because this sub also has zombie mode but it’s all just dead horses.

  14. bestthingyet

    It’s a charcuterie board, Michael, what could it cost?

  15. the_boss_sauce

    Its the holidays! Time to scam people on $700 charcuterie boards with ramps.

  16. cynical-rationale

    I miss the chicken scoop. Need more posts of things crackheads do

  17. erikaironer11

    I’d imagine because many here are doing catering services during Thanksgiving.

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