Definitely better than the original. Enjoy your $700
Actually…. $800. Obligatory accidental penis tax.
bitxhes-luv-sabroso
I’m speechless…here, take someone else’s money
Smyley
I like the trash can on the plate
OatmealGod
Nice ramp $701
Arachne93
How is anyone going to eat all that meat and cheese, without even one carrot shred?
Known-Relationship71
Finally. Thank you!
WoodsnWheels
Where is the olive??
MemesSoldSeparately
I’d like to see a half-pipe instead of a ramp.
angelic_exe
Where are the carrots? 😔
funthebunison
Is the bucket for the ritz crackers?
dannkherb
I do a backside 540 off that ramp. Lookin lit chef. 🔥
mimsalabim
Ramp means ‘disaster’ in my native language. That’s it.
arethius
I’d make such a great sando off that ramp
Itchy_Professor_4133
Those huge clunky cheese and meat blocks lol. Is that a puke bucket?
_snaccident_
This guy ramps!
jfleurs
The salami dong actually has a bell-end… well done!
MarkDubs
needs more faced radish
Meme_1776
I like the effort of the salami roses and ramp, but the huge chunks of cheeses and deli meat are kinda rough to eat, unless it’s a bunch of football dads, they would probably use the ramp to slide food into their mouth.
witchitieto
Deconstructed slim Jim combo
Critical_Ad_8455
MASTERPIECE!
Unfair_Holiday_3549
Who originally started this ramp trend?
MontuckyMoose
So……so we’re really just doing ramps now?
Captain-Volume
I love the fact that the culinary world is just going to start ramping every platter/charcuterie board and generally speaking the customers aren’t going to know why…. never explain… never unramp.
matt_604
Oh, come on. “Ramps-giving” was right there!
NI6HTLIZARD
hahaha stupid af
GoreyGopnik
my favorite thanksgiving meal, 3 cubic inches of cheese and 5 cubic inches of salami
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Prolapsed salami – Check
Cubed Cheese – Check
Ramp – Check
This is a masterpiece – Enjoy your $700
r/mildlypenis
Definitely better than the original. Enjoy your $700
Actually…. $800. Obligatory accidental penis tax.
I’m speechless…here, take someone else’s money
I like the trash can on the plate
Nice ramp $701
How is anyone going to eat all that meat and cheese, without even one carrot shred?
Finally. Thank you!
Where is the olive??
I’d like to see a half-pipe instead of a ramp.
Where are the carrots? 😔
Is the bucket for the ritz crackers?
I do a backside 540 off that ramp. Lookin lit chef. 🔥
Ramp means ‘disaster’ in my native language. That’s it.
I’d make such a great sando off that ramp
Those huge clunky cheese and meat blocks lol. Is that a puke bucket?
This guy ramps!
The salami dong actually has a bell-end… well done!
needs more faced radish
I like the effort of the salami roses and ramp, but the huge chunks of cheeses and deli meat are kinda rough to eat, unless it’s a bunch of football dads, they would probably use the ramp to slide food into their mouth.
Deconstructed slim Jim combo
MASTERPIECE!
Who originally started this ramp trend?
So……so we’re really just doing ramps now?
I love the fact that the culinary world is just going to start ramping every platter/charcuterie board and generally speaking the customers aren’t going to know why…. never explain… never unramp.
Oh, come on. “Ramps-giving” was right there!
hahaha stupid af
my favorite thanksgiving meal, 3 cubic inches of cheese and 5 cubic inches of salami
I should call her…