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Got reported to HR for this little staff meal, would you report me?
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Got reported to HR for this little staff meal, would you report me?


Also never found out who told teacher….

by We4reTheChampignons

28 Comments

  1. chiquis2948

    if I did a PowerPoint presentation and had a penis on a slide, I’m sure I’d be set aside for a conversation. I’m sure kitchens work differently than corporate offices though. But, could also be retaliatory if someone doesn’t like you or has something against you and just took this opportunity.

  2. OddSpend23

    Do I appreciate your dedication to your art work? Yes. Do I think you should leave it off the staff meal? Very much, yes.

  3. Krewtan

    It’s potentially unprofessional, depending on where you work. I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but people shouldn’t feel sexually harassed at work. Ive worked at places where this would be perfectly fine, and at places where this would cause a problem. Kinda gotta read the room. That said if you’re working somewhere with an HR dept, yeah I wouldn’t fuck around like that. HR loves shit like this because it justifies them having a job.

    But no I wouldn’t report you. Id definitely kiss the tip before I ate it.

  4. meatsntreats

    You work somewhere with an HR department and you do this? User error.

  5. ServerLost

    Yes, because you’re clearly two 8 year olds in a trench coat.

  7. not_productive1

    Would I report you? No. Should you be surprised when stuff like this gets reported? Also no. You don’t know what the people around you are dealing with. Just do work when you’re at work.

  8. We4reTheChampignons

    Okay the overwhelming answer here is that I, much like the artwork, am a cock.
    Heard chefs.

  9. LowDownSkankyDude

    Eh, stupid games = stupid prizes. Hilarious? Sure. Wholly unprofessional? Absolutely. I wouldn’t report it, but I also wouldn’t be shocked about getting reported, if I made it.

  10. sarahj313

    It’s sexual harassment and if somebody’s uncomfortable with the food you’re serving them because there’s a dick on it, they absolutely should report you.

  11. ApathyWithToast

    Something like “I thought it was cool, and I did it” sounds about right. It’s misogynistic bruther. Do that sort of sturf outside the workplace.

  12. socialjustice_cactus

    Yes, this is inappropriate in a workplace even if you and others think it is funny. In other words, this is an inside thought.

  14. lanternfly_carcass

    Not funny, get this type of shit humor out of the service industry.

  15. DDESTRUCTOTRON

    OP thought telling his coworkers to eat a dick wasn’t enough

  18. Ricebeater

    Yes. I don’t want to work at a boys club and you’re reinforcing a boys club culture by doing this

  19. jnyrdr

    i guess if you’re dumb enough to do this somewhere with an HR department, you’re dumb enough to be surprised it got reported to said department.

    edit: so it actually didn’t get reported, and you’re just posting this for….engagement? definitely not even dumber

  20. 9999steps

    Dude, did the dishies also clap? What a dumbass title.

  21. Ok-Butterscotch2321

    This constitutes “sexual harassment” and would probably get you fired from my company

  24. Expensive-Day-3551

    Unless you work in a strip club im not sure why you think this would be acceptable for work. I’m not a prude by any stretch but wtf man.

  25. drrmimi

    This is a pretty stupid move for a professional setting.

  28. doiwinaprize

    One of my chefs used to draw dicks on the white board so I pulled him aside and explained to him why it wasn’t cool. He was professional, acknowledged the situation and apologized, and that was that.

    So… You gonna double down on dicks OP or buck up and realize you crossed a boundary of respect in the workplace?

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