Where I’m from Sandö is a place, not a stupid way to say sandwich.
Where I’m from Sandö is a place, not a stupid way to say sandwich.
by Jakeandellwood
17 Comments
DamageFactory
And sandwiches from that city are called..?
Migrantunderstudy
The only Sandö I’ll tolerate.
Bestefarssistemens
But..where you are from everything is said in a stupid way?
ranting_chef
I swear, the trends on this sub bug the living shit out of me sometimes.
“Rate my chives?” Fuck you.
“Rate at my Crudite?” Get a fucking life, you ass-hat.
“Look at my solidified cube of fucking whatever?” Fuck off, douchebag – that’s what happens when shit gets really cold.
“If I make a ramp on my display, can I get $700?” Go fuck yourself – although that one is starting to grow on me just a tiny bit.
But the anti-Sando movement? I fucking love it. I’ve been seeing “Sando” slowly integrating its way onto menus all over, and it’s always bugged the hell out of me. It’s a fucking Sandwich. Not a Sando, not a Sandy. It’s **SANDWICH**. I wish we there was way to boycott the places that use that God-awful shortened trendy term. It reminds me of Mean Girls. ***”Gretchen, stop trying to make Sando happen. It’s not going to happen.”***
Linvaderdespace
THANK YOU!
PineapplePandaKing
The difference an umlaut can make. One is annoying the other is not.
crikeywotarippa
Nah yeah you can buy a sando at a servo down here in Aus mate. I know cos me, Davo and Stevo got one for lunch earlier today.
ProperPerspective571
I’m not sure why Sando irks me, but if it does have it, I get up and walk out if I don’t see it outside first. Right up there with Samiches, Sammie’s, and so on.
gourdammit
IDK why everyone’s so mad about the sando thing if i’m being honest. It’s just people goofin around. Are actual restaurants calling things sandos on menus now? Am I a fogie who’s out of touch with the trends?
Automatic_Cap_3198
Can we please stop calling them Sandos ? For the love of Christ !
86thesteaks
The car rocketed down the A13, 50 miles south from Potsdam*.*
*”*Shouldn’t be long now” said the man in the back seat. Dark glasses and scarf covered his face.
“Just let me know where the exit is” Replied the driver, his voice taught with stress. This was his first ride in Germany, and he wasn’t used to driving on this side of the road
“It’s soon. the 87. take the next slip road”
The driver gripped the steering wheel tight. He knew he could do it. just a little while longer and he’d be enjoying a good sandwich by a lake with a crisp german beer. The road sign crept toward him through the misty afternoon.
“SANDO, 3km”
His heart seized. *what the fuck was that?* He turned to the man in the back seat. his shadowed face bore a sharp toothed grin
“Nearly there” He said, his voice dripping with malice
*It couldn’t be, it couldn’t be. No, No!*
“SANDO, 2km”
*No! It’s Sandwich!*
*SANDWICH!*
“SANDO, 1km”
“IT’S SANDWICH! SANDWICH I TELL YOU!”, Screamed the driver.
“HERZLICH WILKOMMEN IN SANDO”
Brakes screeched, the car skidded and swerved into the overgrown ditch by the side of the road. The whole world turned upside down.
2 hours later, when two paramedics made it to the scene, they pulled only one corpse from the crushed car, from the driver’s seat. a mask of white terror on its face. He was dead before they arrived, killed on impact they later decided. The first paramedic turned to her colleague.
“Ein ganz normaler Tag in Sando”,
henree1108
I would love to eat a sando in Sando. Bucket list shit right there
jaspy_cat
Anyone know where I can get a good sando in Sandwich, Massachusetts?
CharlemagneIS
I agree unless it’s specifically a Japanese-style sandwich, which are literally called sandos. No different than having a specific term for “sub”.
aspect-of-the-badger
I’m gonna move there and open a sando restaurant that only sell sandos and zoop.
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And sandwiches from that city are called..?
The only Sandö I’ll tolerate.
But..where you are from everything is said in a stupid way?
I swear, the trends on this sub bug the living shit out of me sometimes.
“Rate my chives?” Fuck you.
“Rate at my Crudite?” Get a fucking life, you ass-hat.
“Look at my solidified cube of fucking whatever?” Fuck off, douchebag – that’s what happens when shit gets really cold.
“If I make a ramp on my display, can I get $700?” Go fuck yourself – although that one is starting to grow on me just a tiny bit.
But the anti-Sando movement? I fucking love it. I’ve been seeing “Sando” slowly integrating its way onto menus all over, and it’s always bugged the hell out of me. It’s a fucking Sandwich. Not a Sando, not a Sandy. It’s **SANDWICH**. I wish we there was way to boycott the places that use that God-awful shortened trendy term. It reminds me of Mean Girls. ***”Gretchen, stop trying to make Sando happen. It’s not going to happen.”***
THANK YOU!
The difference an umlaut can make. One is annoying the other is not.
Nah yeah you can buy a sando at a servo down here in Aus mate. I know cos me, Davo and Stevo got one for lunch earlier today.
I’m not sure why Sando irks me, but if it does have it, I get up and walk out if I don’t see it outside first. Right up there with Samiches, Sammie’s, and so on.
IDK why everyone’s so mad about the sando thing if i’m being honest. It’s just people goofin around. Are actual restaurants calling things sandos on menus now? Am I a fogie who’s out of touch with the trends?
Can we please stop calling them Sandos ? For the love of Christ !
The car rocketed down the A13, 50 miles south from Potsdam*.*
*”*Shouldn’t be long now” said the man in the back seat. Dark glasses and scarf covered his face.
“Just let me know where the exit is” Replied the driver, his voice taught with stress. This was his first ride in Germany, and he wasn’t used to driving on this side of the road
“It’s soon. the 87. take the next slip road”
The driver gripped the steering wheel tight. He knew he could do it. just a little while longer and he’d be enjoying a good sandwich by a lake with a crisp german beer. The road sign crept toward him through the misty afternoon.
“SANDO, 3km”
His heart seized. *what the fuck was that?* He turned to the man in the back seat. his shadowed face bore a sharp toothed grin
“Nearly there” He said, his voice dripping with malice
*It couldn’t be, it couldn’t be. No, No!*
“SANDO, 2km”
*No! It’s Sandwich!*
*SANDWICH!*
“SANDO, 1km”
“IT’S SANDWICH! SANDWICH I TELL YOU!”, Screamed the driver.
“HERZLICH WILKOMMEN IN SANDO”
Brakes screeched, the car skidded and swerved into the overgrown ditch by the side of the road. The whole world turned upside down.
2 hours later, when two paramedics made it to the scene, they pulled only one corpse from the crushed car, from the driver’s seat. a mask of white terror on its face. He was dead before they arrived, killed on impact they later decided. The first paramedic turned to her colleague.
“Ein ganz normaler Tag in Sando”,
I would love to eat a sando in Sando. Bucket list shit right there
Anyone know where I can get a good sando in Sandwich, Massachusetts?
I agree unless it’s specifically a Japanese-style sandwich, which are literally called sandos. No different than having a specific term for “sub”.
I’m gonna move there and open a sando restaurant that only sell sandos and zoop.
Yeah but your cheese has holes in it.
The only Sando I approve of