This post makes it sound like the last thing your chef did before death was put something dick-shaped in the oven.
I hope your chef is ok, but this might be the ideal final act for a chef.
FaxyJ
I have so many questions
HoldEvenSteadier
Before he… choked on one of those dicks and died?
spytez
If you’re a chef for 20 years and eat dicks once you’re a guy who eats dicks.
SoapboxHouse
Communication disruption means only one thing..your Chef put things that look like dicks in the oven
boopthat
If he follows the assumed pattern after a “yes” and “yep” then the answer is “yea”
man_teats
I’m the chef, please take my dick out of the oven and put it in the walk-in for me. Also I smoked three of your dark green spirits
dfinkelstein
I’m sorry for your loss. Sounds like he was a great guy. Very agreeable.
BadHombreSinNombre
What a way to quit your job. “I can’t very well tell my boss to choke on a bag of dicks if I don’t cook him some dicks, now can I?”
Thejncobandit
The one word response is definitely a chef text thing.
saltnotsugar
You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!
linecookdaddy
It’s an age old tradition to bake, sculpt, and draw dicks in the kitchen in various mediums. It’s an art, really. If this dude got fired for it, fuck that chef, especially if he’s the “pick me up a pack of smokes on your way” type prick that can’t even shop for himself
Vey-kun
This reminds me of a post either here or tifu, an employee baked a penis shape bread. I forgot if he got fired or not.
Biggie_Robs
Did he die because you ended a question with a period.
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He did.
Final or “last you had”
This post makes it sound like the last thing your chef did before death was put something dick-shaped in the oven.
I hope your chef is ok, but this might be the ideal final act for a chef.
I have so many questions
Before he… choked on one of those dicks and died?
If you’re a chef for 20 years and eat dicks once you’re a guy who eats dicks.
Communication disruption means only one thing..your Chef put things that look like dicks in the oven
If he follows the assumed pattern after a “yes” and “yep” then the answer is “yea”
I’m the chef, please take my dick out of the oven and put it in the walk-in for me. Also I smoked three of your dark green spirits
I’m sorry for your loss. Sounds like he was a great guy. Very agreeable.
What a way to quit your job. “I can’t very well tell my boss to choke on a bag of dicks if I don’t cook him some dicks, now can I?”
The one word response is definitely a chef text thing.
You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!
It’s an age old tradition to bake, sculpt, and draw dicks in the kitchen in various mediums. It’s an art, really. If this dude got fired for it, fuck that chef, especially if he’s the “pick me up a pack of smokes on your way” type prick that can’t even shop for himself
This reminds me of a post either here or tifu, an employee baked a penis shape bread. I forgot if he got fired or not.
Did he die because you ended a question with a period.
RIP chef baked dick
Well, did you?
Is chef still with us? Did he pass?
Truly a poetic exchange.
The answer is gonna be “yeh”
Shout out dark greens