And yes that’s after the 4 hour event ended. Out of all the things we upcharge, this is the most absurd
by SasquachSizedDumbass
49 Comments
ResoluteReturn30
I’ll be fair and say they did put a good dent in it. Enough of a dent to qualify $1800? Hell no.
skinnergy
It’s beautiful
benbentheben
Family is gonna be eating good tonight!
JTJBKP
I won’t pay a cent over $700 if I don’t see any ramp
bobi2393
You’ve had a long day, you go home and I’ll take care of throwing away this cheese board and closing up!
FaxyJ
The ‘ol $1000 starfruit markup
wemustburncarthage
Lol fuck rich people. Beautiful spread but what a waste
kaistarla
Needs more veggie ramp.
Looks great otherwise!
Prinzka
There some kind of critical cracker shortage in your area or something?
Flanguru
It’s probably some corporate event where the goal was to burn money, if they end the year without reaching their budget their funding will be reduced next year.
comfyturtlenoise
If I was there, that starfruit would be gone. I can never find it in stores in good condition.
Frostlakeweaver
Bravo! Best in Show! 🏅🏆🫡
Worldly-Adeptness286
I could have knocked out a quarter to a half of this board by myself 😂 Freaking quitters!
LazyOldCat
Shouldn’t there be a ramp of $20’s?
laughguy220
It looked so nice, hardly anyone wanted to disturb it by eating it.
DueDependent3904
I don’t understand how people pay hundreds or even thousands for these things
IwouldpickJeanluc
They didn’t eat ANY???
I thought the “after” photo was a mistake.
WTF?????
Lanark26
I would have stood by that and grazed the whole four hours…
patrello
An hour before close, I would have let that starfruit have it. You’re coming with me buddy.
NightLord70
Fuck me 1800 … thats insane
gourdammit
cheese board is wild and all, but something has to be said about the $24pp for a pizza bar.
yesnomaybenotso
Honestly, I’m not surprised no one ate shit. Look at those thick ass chunky cuts of food. You could only take ugly bites, which is not good for socializing and definitely bad for net working.
Jumpy142
I think you forgot the after photo
mkstot
Tomorrow’s special; artisan grilled cheese with tropical fruit salad.
darkbarrage99
Gotta love those edible decorations that rich people don’t know what to do with
A10110101Z
Serious question. Out of all the cheese on the board which cheese had the most eaten from it?
bonginc
I would have gotten captain rippered and ate the dead asshole out of that.. for real
Late-Ad-4624
Id have ransacked that board. Especially after seeing it not get touched. I love cheese…
FangsBloodiedRose
Well, I guess they rely on artistic talents like you to make the board.
This gives me justification to sell cakes at a decent pricing rather than making barely any for myself after ingredients
Primehunter14
I would pillage the absolute shit out of that, go home, get stoned, get drunk with my wife, and eat cheeseboard til I puked. Then maybe go back for seconds.
mntair88
Looks like someone brought party pocket powder to the holiday party….
hingusdingus420-351
I love how much more money i make during event season, but the amount of waste is astronomically fucked
Capital-Sir
2/10.
No dried out half radish contemplating jumping and ending it all.
pro_questions
Carambola is criminally underrated and underutilized! Trini chow made from it is nonsense good; just slice like the photo and mix with chopped recao, scotch bonnet, lime juice, garlic, and salt. Chill it overnight and have it nearly freezing cold for one of the most wonderful treats ever. I’m writing this while eating the mango version of the same thing lol
Jeramy_Jones
Shit; they only ate about $700 worth!
medium-rare-steaks
Even if you knew how to make a nice cheese board, $1800 is insane… But you don’t, so…
pinkytingle
As a cheese monger the price on this is baffling to me. What was your cost break down? I see some kind of manchego, maybe a Spanish wine washed goat cheese, a blue with good veining but seemingly dry enough to be cubed, a young cheddar?
friedpicklebiscuits
where is the bread!!! No soft cheese?!!
EnTaroAdunExeggutor
Me, -100$ after rent and my addiction prices:
“Haha losers.”
Bullshit_Conduit
The dragonfruit does feel a little weird.
ulzimate
Starfruit and dragonfruit for a cheese board? Maybe flavor-wise the pairing is impeccable, I wouldn’t know, but it’s such a weird clashing of cuisine.
throwawayshirt
BYO Bao? As in Chinese steamed buns? What is that about?
LilGreenOlive
My husband has shown me photos of the beautiful charcuteries he makes and then barely any touches at these corporate functions. 😞
mydogisacircle
that pile of chonky blue cheese 🤢
Indifferent_Jackdaw
To be fair there was a bao bar. I would have bypassed the cheese for that no question.
ForemanNatural
In other words, people don’t really go after these. I tend to avoid them, since they generally are a hotbed of cross contamination. Knowing the number of people who simply do not wash their hands make any “board” in a setting where it’s mostly the public I don’t know is a no go for me.
LifelessTofuV2
The lighting is terrible. They just didn’t see it.
kidsaredead
1800$ what world are you people living in ?
HeadReaction1515
No offence but $1800?
What is that like 400g manchego and 400g bleu d’auvergne?
49 Comments
I’ll be fair and say they did put a good dent in it. Enough of a dent to qualify $1800? Hell no.
It’s beautiful
Family is gonna be eating good tonight!
I won’t pay a cent over $700 if I don’t see any ramp
You’ve had a long day, you go home and I’ll take care of throwing away this cheese board and closing up!
The ‘ol $1000 starfruit markup
Lol fuck rich people. Beautiful spread but what a waste
Needs more veggie ramp.
Looks great otherwise!
There some kind of critical cracker shortage in your area or something?
It’s probably some corporate event where the goal was to burn money, if they end the year without reaching their budget their funding will be reduced next year.
If I was there, that starfruit would be gone. I can never find it in stores in good condition.
Bravo! Best in Show! 🏅🏆🫡
I could have knocked out a quarter to a half of this board by myself 😂
Freaking quitters!
Shouldn’t there be a ramp of $20’s?
It looked so nice, hardly anyone wanted to disturb it by eating it.
I don’t understand how people pay hundreds or even thousands for these things
They didn’t eat ANY???
I thought the “after” photo was a mistake.
WTF?????
I would have stood by that and grazed the whole four hours…
An hour before close, I would have let that starfruit have it. You’re coming with me buddy.
Fuck me 1800 … thats insane
cheese board is wild and all, but something has to be said about the $24pp for a pizza bar.
Honestly, I’m not surprised no one ate shit. Look at those thick ass chunky cuts of food. You could only take ugly bites, which is not good for socializing and definitely bad for net working.
I think you forgot the after photo
Tomorrow’s special; artisan grilled cheese with tropical fruit salad.
Gotta love those edible decorations that rich people don’t know what to do with
Serious question. Out of all the cheese on the board which cheese had the most eaten from it?
I would have gotten captain rippered and ate the dead asshole out of that.. for real
Id have ransacked that board. Especially after seeing it not get touched. I love cheese…
Well, I guess they rely on artistic talents like you to make the board.
This gives me justification to sell cakes at a decent pricing rather than making barely any for myself after ingredients
I would pillage the absolute shit out of that, go home, get stoned, get drunk with my wife, and eat cheeseboard til I puked. Then maybe go back for seconds.
Looks like someone brought party pocket powder to the holiday party….
I love how much more money i make during event season, but the amount of waste is astronomically fucked
2/10.
No dried out half radish contemplating jumping and ending it all.
Carambola is criminally underrated and underutilized! Trini chow made from it is nonsense good; just slice like the photo and mix with chopped recao, scotch bonnet, lime juice, garlic, and salt. Chill it overnight and have it nearly freezing cold for one of the most wonderful treats ever. I’m writing this while eating the mango version of the same thing lol
Shit; they only ate about $700 worth!
Even if you knew how to make a nice cheese board, $1800 is insane… But you don’t, so…
As a cheese monger the price on this is baffling to me. What was your cost break down? I see some kind of manchego, maybe a Spanish wine washed goat cheese, a blue with good veining but seemingly dry enough to be cubed, a young cheddar?
where is the bread!!! No soft cheese?!!
Me, -100$ after rent and my addiction prices:
“Haha losers.”
The dragonfruit does feel a little weird.
Starfruit and dragonfruit for a cheese board? Maybe flavor-wise the pairing is impeccable, I wouldn’t know, but it’s such a weird clashing of cuisine.
BYO Bao? As in Chinese steamed buns? What is that about?
My husband has shown me photos of the beautiful charcuteries he makes and then barely any touches at these corporate functions. 😞
that pile of chonky blue cheese 🤢
To be fair there was a bao bar. I would have bypassed the cheese for that no question.
In other words, people don’t really go after these. I tend to avoid them, since they generally are a hotbed of cross contamination. Knowing the number of people who simply do not wash their hands make any “board” in a setting where it’s mostly the public I don’t know is a no go for me.
The lighting is terrible. They just didn’t see it.
1800$ what world are you people living in ?
No offence but $1800?
What is that like 400g manchego and 400g bleu d’auvergne?
Are the strawberries imported?