If you are thinking about buying protein pop tart things. Don’t. All the flavors taste the same. This doesn’t even taste like chocolate somehow.

by anxietyhippie

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  1. soundboythriller

    I got the strawberry one for a bit and it tastes pretty good, but yeah I did get over it pretty quickly.

  2. The erythritol aftertaste is beyond disgusting with these. It’s so so strong.

  3. girlboss93

    Yeah they’re not worth it in my opinion. Their protein chips are pretty good though, and sturdier than Quest if you’re trying to use them for dip or like nachos

  4. Ecstatic_Play_5677

    It’s so funny how preferences are so different because I love these. The cinnamon one is my favorite and I have replaced all my desserts with these things. I am normally really picky about protein bars and never finish a pack because I just hate the taste. I wish I didn’t love these because they are sooooo expensive but worth it imho.

  5. Ohheckitsme

    These give me a horrific stomachache. I was so excited when I first saw them but after trying it once I realized never again.

  6. Southern-Garden1806

    I love these! The chocolate is my favorite by far and then cinnamon. The fruit ones are my lest favorite. I actually prefer these to poptarts now because at least I get full off themleast

  7. These are awful. I bought the strawberry one, took one bite, and threw it away

  8. flyingpig43

    ooo these are so good after 12 sec in the microwave

  9. The cinnamon roll from this brand is the only good one! But the amount of sugar alcohols in these blows up my stomach 😭 if you need recs for satisfying protein snacks the Aloha bars (specifically the peanut butter cup flavor) are awesome

  10. BabyEyeEye

    They’re great if you want something sweet, with protein, and enjoy shitting your pants.

  11. NotLikeThis3

    I love these. Currently have the blueberry and it’s delicious. Obviously not even close to an actual dessert or poptart, but it’s 180 cals and 20g protein so what do you expect

  12. M-Garylicious-Scott

    Same for Flings, tried them this morning and I’ve been on and off the toilet

  13. Muddymireface

    These are the only protein food I actually walked to a trash can and spit into. These are absolutely horrific.

  14. the one i bought was so sickeningly artificially sweet i had to throw it away -and i love sweet. it was disgusting.

  15. I love these things. Wish they weren’t so expensive.

  16. skinny_fawn

    I’ve tried these and OMG they are ALL gross af. The cinnamon rolls made by the same brand are amazing though.

  17. Skincaret1

    I bought every flavor of these a couple of years back and can confirm – they all taste the same and that taste is NOT pleasant 🤢

  18. matango613

    You can smell the chemicals in these things through the wrapper. They are absolutely awful.

  19. MuchBetterThankYou

    This same brand makes protein chips that are absolutely divine. Get those instead, the pop tarts are gross.

  20. DocGerbilzWorld

    I see these things almost everywhere with everyone complaining about them ha. Rest assured I will not be purchasing these things

  21. Sad-Attitude6292

    So gross. Doesn’t even taste like food. Legitimately tastes and feels like biting into a piece of styrofoam.

  22. Few_Complex8232

    The microwave makes all the difference. I can’t eat these straight from the package, but heated makes them good imo

  23. Fatalstryke

    Y’know, I don’t mind the taste, for me it’s the complete difference in texture vs “normal” toaster pastries that threw me off. They’re not my favorite but I’d say like, B-tier.

  24. typhoidbeaver

    I don’t get it, they have the same calories as a poptart or toaster strudel. Just eat the real thing and get your protein elsewhere 😛

  25. darklord3_

    Defo a taste thing. Me and my roommates freaking love these, but we are all gym nuts and have a low bar for healthy and tasty snacks. They don’t taste like real pop tarts but for their macros they are good imo.

  26. curlywurlymua

    tastes like shit. pissed me off so bad because it’s not even cheap.

  27. I vividly remember the anger I felt the first time I tasted these 😂 because seriously what the FFFF is this 😡

  28. meeeganthevegan

    Whoa I had the opposite experience. All the flavors are so unique and really good

  29. plutoduchess

    I love these, but I only get strawberry or cinnamon. Idk how I’d find the chocolate one 

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