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Does excessive cook time count as a crime?


Does excessive cook time count as a crime?

by Optimal-End-9730

29 Comments

  1. GuyFromLI747

    It’s fine .. just a little extra crispy, like eating a piece of charcoal

  2. DrLager

    It does. You killed that pizza, so you get a life sentence. Parole is a possibility, though.

  4. passthegabagool_

    It’s fine, just scrape the burnt parts off

  6. PhilRubdiez

    Does leaving a child in a hot car count as a crime?

  8. ChanclasConHuevos

    Neglect is neglect. Straight to jail.

  10. CantankerousOrder

    Yes. Negligent homicide.

    Straight to pizza jail.

  12. DrummerElectronic733

    What has happened to this poor pizza 🙁 it has become an Incinerizza 🙁

  13. No_Narcissisms

    “And I looked up… and I knew… I WAS IN HELL.”

  15. generic_genius

    Nonsense! Tape it to a wall, call it art, and some rich ding-ding will buy it

  16. DodgyRogue

    Looks like a base for a Mustafar diorama! Waiting for General Kenobi to yell he has the high ground!

  18. cartercharles

    Dude I think I saw that scene in the Star wars movie when Obi-Wan was fighting Anakin

  19. GoodQueenFluffenChop

    You lie that’s not a pizza but a lava rock.

  20. dumptruckbhadie

    People on this sub ask if their pizza is burnt. This pizza is burnt.

  22. EZxCheeZy

    On the bright side, you have a sweet set piece of you want Legos of Anakin and Obi-Wan fighting on Mustafar.

  26. realcommovet

    Only if you plan on eating it. It could actually go in a museum.

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