Thanksgiving Gobbler Pizza from Frederick, Maryland

40 Comments

1. 

   CharZero 11 months ago

   Oh god, the pink stuff. I would be all in if not for the pink stuff.

2. 

   Beatbox_bandit89 11 months ago

   You can’t just post this and not explain what the gelatinous goop is

3. 

   human-dancer 11 months ago

   Italians everywhere must be cursing the day you were born.

4. 

   shatterdaymorn 11 months ago

   Is gobbler another word for animal fetus?

5. 

   Dawg605 11 months ago

   WTF is that pink shit? Definitely a crime cuz pink goo should never go on a pizza.

6. 

   Ilikewaterandjuice 11 months ago

   What am I looking at beyond a nightmare?

7. 

   cheezhead1252 11 months ago

   Which place, I used. To work in Frederick and go up there a couple times a year from NOVA. I need to make sure this place is on the blacklist lol

8. 

   SleepyCoffee90 11 months ago

   Wtf Maryland

9. 

   Unlikely_Try3848 11 months ago

   Pink stuff looks disturbing 🤨

10. 

    TheRenster500 11 months ago

    Get out, heathen!

11. 

    vishysuave 11 months ago

    We are offended. The royal we.

12. 

    always-wanting-more 11 months ago

    I don’t wanna

13. 

    jizzmcskeet 11 months ago

    Was it good?

14. 

    ObbieWan812 11 months ago

    Intestine pizza?

15. 

    TheShadowOverBayside 11 months ago

    There is zero way that “cranberry aioli” isn’t secretly turkey pancreas and testicles

16. 

    adnaneely 11 months ago

    As a virginian i say this w/ ❤️, i thought that driving was the only thing that marylanders messed up, but this proves that md can ruin pizza too.

17. 

    Infamous-Accident501 11 months ago

    We need to send help to Maryland, apparently? Wtf is that abomination?

18. 

    SevenSeasClaw 11 months ago

    Dude I’m moving to Frederick next month, and now you do this on me?!

19. 

    mandatorypanda9317 11 months ago

    Ok but how was it cause I’m not too far from there lmao

20. 

    pbjames23 11 months ago

    Pig embryos are an underrated pizza topping.

21. 

    Careless-Race-9116 11 months ago

    Dave Portnoy would have a field day with this one

22. 

    smearnce6999 11 months ago

    I thought it was some kind of animal intestines

23. 

    LittleBoiFound 11 months ago

    Oh my god. What is that? WHAT IS THAT????

24. 

    shezcrafti 11 months ago

    As a Marylander — I’m offended.

25. 

    North-Discount-5840 11 months ago

    I thought that was fucking intestines lol

26. 

    Modest-BlowFish 11 months ago

    Well, I know one place I am never fucking going.

27. 

    No-Yogurt5861 11 months ago

    

28. 

    Human-fruitsalad0001 11 months ago

    Me too

29. 

    ChefAsstastic 11 months ago

    W…t…f.

    

30. 

    aelric22 11 months ago

    

31. 

    Green_Mare6 11 months ago

    No.

32. 

    wart_on_satans_dick 11 months ago

    Everything about this is a federal crime. Off to ADX Florence Supermax. The public and prison population isn’t safe.

33. 

    acre18 11 months ago

    Straight to Brazil

34. 

    JiGoD 11 months ago

    I hate everything about this. I hate whoever made it, delivered it, ordered it, shared it….everyone. boooooooooooooooooo

    The only thing necessary for evil to triumph in the world is that good men do nothing…. need a deliveryman in a cape to toss this into the sun.

35. 

    Jigglybutt213 11 months ago

    Good lord

36. 

    Noahms456 11 months ago

    I live in Frederick and this crime ought to be shared in the subreddit. What heinous soul has blighted our good name?

37. 

    -MetalMike- 11 months ago

    

38. 

    jzoller0 11 months ago

    Now that I know that the pink stuff is cranberry aioli, I think this might have “Hear Me Out…” status for me

39. 

    gronlandicrevision 11 months ago

    I live in Frederick, where is this from????

40. 

    HaloWhirled 11 months ago

    My first thought was newborn rats or mice…