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My breakfast a few days ago. I call it the toddler platter.
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My breakfast a few days ago. I call it the toddler platter.


Yes, I was high as a kite.

by Viarana

29 Comments

  2. PugGrumbles

    Jesus, I hope toddlers are eating better than that.

    You should call this the “high AF platter.”

  3. theangrywalnut

    Oh the sugar rush you must have felt, and the subsequent sugar crash

  9. TheCubicDrift

    I am both concerned with your choices and pleased. Invite me next time.

  11. Realistic_Link_5935

    i call it a fattys diabetes speed run

  12. Prince_Breakfast

    At first I thought this was on a clear glass plate but it just looks like your plate matches the background pretty well

  13. ittybittyange1

    My toddler would fuck this up and then be screaming for 8 hours straight. 💀

  14. noodle-face

    Ugh I’m diabetic and I wish I could go back in time and not eat like this

  15. WombozM

    How to make the rest of your day feel like crap:

  16. Tonroz

    Please eat one singular grape. Please do it for yourself mane.

  18. brunetteblonde46

    At least spread the Nutella out properly.

  21. Asleep-Jicama9485

    You post to this sub way too often, treat yourself to some decent food once in awhile lol

  22. SmokeMoreWorryLess

    > White Chocolate Brownie

    Sir, those are blondies

  25. Ok-Manufacturer-5746

    Ive never had anything even remotely close to this

  28. MuchBetterThankYou

    r/shittyfoodporn mfers when someone has one (1) sugary meal:

    ![gif](giphy|9WNKdmr8C7VezNWyL5|downsized)

    Can ya’ll lighten up a little?

    10/10 would smash. I’ve been on a diet since June and my dreams look pretty much just like this plate rn lol.

  29. ChunderTrain

    would you like some pancakes with your nutella?

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