Honestly, it doesn’t matter what he chooses. Jail food sucks and I’m pretty sure either choice will be just barely edible.
vapricot
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Famous-Register-2814
Murder is bad but no one deserves this
HonkyMcGribble

Prince-Talwe6987
That guy should count himself lucky if he’s graced with a plate of worms.
gecko_sticky
I cannot even wrap my head around what that could even logistically be
some_boring_dude
Where I work there’s a place that serves chicken parmesan. One day I decided to try it and said “I’ll have the chicken parmigiana please.” and the woman serving looked at me dead ass and said “It’s chicken parmesan.”
AppropriateTouching
This just in, memes like this distract us from the conversation about the class war we’re losing.
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Chicken parm.. wtf is pizza beans
Pizza beans huh
Honestly, it doesn’t matter what he chooses. Jail food sucks and I’m pretty sure either choice will be just barely edible.
r/brandnewsentence
Murder is bad but no one deserves this

That guy should count himself lucky if he’s graced with a plate of worms.
I cannot even wrap my head around what that could even logistically be
Where I work there’s a place that serves chicken parmesan. One day I decided to try it and said “I’ll have the chicken parmigiana please.” and the woman serving looked at me dead ass and said “It’s chicken parmesan.”
This just in, memes like this distract us from the conversation about the class war we’re losing.