I wanted breakfast for dinner after starting to tie one on.

1) finished after about 45 minutes of drinking while I cooked. Sausage, 3 eggs, torn bread with sausage gravy (thanks mom! 🙏👼) on top of torn bread. A staple growing up in my household. crystal on the eggs and valentina on the gravy. (I’m a fucking wizard) 🤌🏻
2) mom never coated a back of a spoon to make gravy, just look at the tracks from the whisk. less shit to clean.
3) back of a spoon, just because I’m a cunt
4) damn near killed and the 7th shot
5) my dad would’ve kicked my ass for leaving this on the plate. the bread was too dry to so it up though. i will have to take the shame. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m good enough to play Wonderwall poorly, yet drunk enough to know better than to play it at all.

8/10