The night my husband made burgers for the first time. He set off the fire alarm 4 times.
Y’all wanna come over for dinner?
by khalizard
49 Comments
WLScopilot
How
Venesss
simultaneously burnt and raw is an amazing feat. he must’ve had the heat set to Satan’s asshole
JimAbaddon
That poor alarm.
ArrowSuave
I wouldn’t call that food anymore
01101110-01100001
🙁 lmao I hope he learned to watch the burgers since then
Difficult-Belt9265
remarkable work. bet it tastes good
erikivy
“Dinner is done before that particular alarm goes off.”
– Ron White
grndszy
How did he manage to completely burn the outside edges while the inside is still raw? True talent right there lol…how’d they taste? Now for the true test of commitment- did you tell him the truth or did you eat them and tell him he did a good job?
Big-Independence-291
How to burn burger without actually burning it
GuyFromLI747
My god it’s simple .. how tf does one burn the outside and not cook the inside?
r/FoodCrimes
hairycookies
Props for trying but damn what the hell happened here.
Maybe buy your boyfriend a 12 inch cast iron and find a few good videos on how to make some burgers it will change your lives.
naijasglock
and then he had the nerve to have 3 more off to the side.
scfw0x0f
Only four?
Forest_Froggie
How
How??? Do you even do this????
Ghosted_Ahri
How is that even physically possible?
Lost_Engineering_433
You married down
Inside-Ease-9199
Mmm, burnt raw burgers and overheated teflon
LOTRfreak101
How on Earth have we spent billions in top tier labs trying to discover fusion power when this man did it on your stove?
No-Celebration3097
I’m always amazed at folks that simply don’t know how to cook. I love this sub, most posts arent the result of attempts at cooking. It’s not like cooking burgers in a skillet requires special skills either.
Snoo78959
You didn’t have to cook
No-Adhesiveness6841
Almost got that sear
U5e4n4m3
This picture is in the dictionary under “weaponized incompetence”
Crice6505
Incredible that you let there be a 2nd time.
Jaggoff81
Just how.
honkyponkydonky
UnicornBounty
Is your husband 8?
Kramanos
That meat must be like 50/50!
Reminds me of the time I was on my honeymoon, trying to impress my bride with a bacon cheeseburger, I decided to cook the bacon directly on the gas grill. Burnt and raw at the same time.
redditmodsblowpole
how the fuck do grown men nowadays not know how to cook anything
DGenerAsianX
He knows there are temperatures other than Off and High?
TheBiggestGayOfAll
Bro does your stove go up to fucking 900 degrees or some shit? How could he have POSSIBLY gotten it THAT hot???
imanpearl
Ewtf
StupidMario64
Genuinely wtf did he do? This feels horribly incompetent. I genuinely don’t know how someone can fuck up burgers ***this*** fucking bad.
lasttriparound
It’s insane to look at.
Striking-Drawers
Either he’s an helpless buffoon, or he’s faking incompetence to get out of cooking.
That’s bad.
Dragonskinner69
Holy fuck
SavinaDDD
You don’t have children together yet, right?
GenericMemesxd
This is genuinely impressive when you think about it
The_real_bandito
How old are you people ? I think that’s one of the first meals I made when I moved out to college.
Sk1rm1sh
Did he forget to thaw them before exposing them to the surface of the sun? 😂
SausageBuscuit
“Cook at 2000° for 10 seconds until edges are done but nothing else is. Ooooh a recipe I can handle!”
Not_ClarkKent
How does this happen?? 😭
DeezerDB
Pathetic……poor burgers.
jasonkrik
Get a new husband
trampus1
I don’t believe someone of legal marrying age both hadn’t cooked a burger/couldn’t wing it better than this.
Dlsharing
Is he restarted?
kitylou
The lack of life skills is embarrassing
sprinklywinks
I don’t even think my lab would eat this
Leakytophat
This is sadder than a Victorian child’s soul
What the fuck was the game plan here??
Good-Tea3481
Burnt and raw. That’s an impossible task to accomplish. When it caught fire….why’d you take so long to put it out?
49 Comments
How
simultaneously burnt and raw is an amazing feat. he must’ve had the heat set to Satan’s asshole
That poor alarm.
I wouldn’t call that food anymore
🙁
lmao I hope he learned to watch the burgers since then
remarkable work. bet it tastes good
“Dinner is done before that particular alarm goes off.”
– Ron White
How did he manage to completely burn the outside edges while the inside is still raw? True talent right there lol…how’d they taste? Now for the true test of commitment- did you tell him the truth or did you eat them and tell him he did a good job?
How to burn burger without actually burning it
My god it’s simple .. how tf does one burn the outside and not cook the inside?
r/FoodCrimes
Props for trying but damn what the hell happened here.
Maybe buy your boyfriend a 12 inch cast iron and find a few good videos on how to make some burgers it will change your lives.
and then he had the nerve to have 3 more off to the side.
Only four?
How
How??? Do you even do this????
How is that even physically possible?
You married down
Mmm, burnt raw burgers and overheated teflon
How on Earth have we spent billions in top tier labs trying to discover fusion power when this man did it on your stove?
I’m always amazed at folks that simply don’t know how to cook. I love this sub, most posts arent the result of attempts at cooking. It’s not like cooking burgers in a skillet requires special skills either.
You didn’t have to cook
Almost got that sear
This picture is in the dictionary under “weaponized incompetence”
Incredible that you let there be a 2nd time.
Just how.
Is your husband 8?
That meat must be like 50/50!
Reminds me of the time I was on my honeymoon, trying to impress my bride with a bacon cheeseburger, I decided to cook the bacon directly on the gas grill. Burnt and raw at the same time.
how the fuck do grown men nowadays not know how to cook anything
He knows there are temperatures other than Off and High?
Bro does your stove go up to fucking 900 degrees or some shit? How could he have POSSIBLY gotten it THAT hot???
Ewtf
Genuinely wtf did he do? This feels horribly incompetent. I genuinely don’t know how someone can fuck up burgers ***this*** fucking bad.
It’s insane to look at.
Either he’s an helpless buffoon, or he’s faking incompetence to get out of cooking.
That’s bad.
Holy fuck
You don’t have children together yet, right?
This is genuinely impressive when you think about it
How old are you people ? I think that’s one of the first meals I made when I moved out to college.
Did he forget to thaw them before exposing them to the surface of the sun? 😂
“Cook at 2000° for 10 seconds until edges are done but nothing else is. Ooooh a recipe I can handle!”
How does this happen?? 😭
Pathetic……poor burgers.
Get a new husband
I don’t believe someone of legal marrying age both hadn’t cooked a burger/couldn’t wing it better than this.
Is he restarted?
The lack of life skills is embarrassing
I don’t even think my lab would eat this
This is sadder than a Victorian child’s soul
What the fuck was the game plan here??
Burnt and raw. That’s an impossible task to accomplish. When it caught fire….why’d you take so long to put it out?