Yikes, what kind of banana bread is that? How to get food poisoned 101 right here.
bedwithoutsheets
Ignoring the huge banana, that is the most dense cake I’ve ever seen wtf
No_Clock2390
Banana fossil, cross section, Jurassic period, 145 million years ago
Effort_To_Waste
Banana bread is like 7 ingredients mixed together and baked for an hour, how do you fuck it up that bad if not intentionally?
And what is with people putting whole intact bananas into banana bread batter and baking it? It was barely funny the first time and won’t taste right unless the batter already has mashed banana in it.
DasHexxchen
Well, people have been complaining there is too much air in products nowadays. No one can say that about this cake.
peatoire
It has the density of a neutron star.
KommandoKazumi
It has a fucking gradient – at least, the banana does.
limitlessfun02
Distinct_Being7112
That’s so soft bro
frostedb
Looks like they didn’t add yeast
iceman2kx
It doesn’t look baked all the way to me because they had the oven too hot. Looks like it’s gonna be the texture of play dough
Remarkable-Career299
Can it beak a brick? I.E Russian bread meme, lol.
APracticalGal
Banana, bread
AsleepInteraction882
I believe I saw this post on the sub already, it was what made me a fan.
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Yikes, what kind of banana bread is that? How to get food poisoned 101 right here.
Ignoring the huge banana, that is the most dense cake I’ve ever seen wtf
Banana fossil, cross section, Jurassic period, 145 million years ago
Banana bread is like 7 ingredients mixed together and baked for an hour, how do you fuck it up that bad if not intentionally?
And what is with people putting whole intact bananas into banana bread batter and baking it? It was barely funny the first time and won’t taste right unless the batter already has mashed banana in it.
Well, people have been complaining there is too much air in products nowadays. No one can say that about this cake.
It has the density of a neutron star.
It has a fucking gradient – at least, the banana does.
That’s so soft bro
Looks like they didn’t add yeast
It doesn’t look baked all the way to me because they had the oven too hot. Looks like it’s gonna be the texture of play dough
Can it beak a brick? I.E Russian bread meme, lol.
Banana, bread
I believe I saw this post on the sub already, it was what made me a fan.
It was this post… idk what happened to it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1fgr5fd/this_banana_bread_a_friend_made/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1fgr5fd/this_banana_bread_a_friend_made/)
It looks like german/bavarian Leberkäse or also called…
…*Fleischkäse* (“meat-cheese”) in [Saarland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saarland), [Baden](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baden), Switzerland and [Tyrol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrol_(state))) is a speciality food found in the south of Germany, in Austria and parts of Switzerland.[^([1])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se#cite_note-1) It consists of beef, pork and bacon and is made by grinding the ingredients very finely and then baking it as a loaf in a bread pan until it has a crunchy brown crust.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se)
I was losing my faith seeing someone put a banana on top. That would be blasphemia. I am glad, its just a dense cake.
Every serving comes with a complementary 70CC 14-inch hand-held electric angle cutter.
It’s not banana bread, it’s banana, bread