Cooked in a panini press/George foreman style grill. Guess its the thought that coujts
by FantasticChipmunk345
38 Comments
Last0dyssey
I have never seen a steak as unexciting as this. The second it gets placed on the table I know I’m stopping by in n out on the way home
Early_Wolverine_8765
If I was a guest in your house I’d eat it but I might kindly ask for some A1
Miyukihiro
Looks like it got boiled in milk then put on a grill for a few seconds to get the marks on. I’d eat it to be nice but I wouldn’t let her cook steak again
Bonk-monk_
I was thinking “how the hell do you even manage to cook it like that”. Then I read about the panini press, I get it now.
cito4633
It is hard to achieve perfect uniform gray throughout 🙂
Delicious_Oil9902
Foreman Grill?
99percentTSOL
Divorce
OrcWarChief
Get out, as fast as you can
Dasgomo112
I’m gonna assume that’s a pork steak?
1882greg
Is she trying to tell you something?
GardeningGrenadier
It looks like it was braised in milk and seared with a hot fork.
Monskiactual
Milk steak? did she least serve it with a side of a raw jelly beans as is custom?
Octonaught84
r/steakcrimes – 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣‼️
Successful-Basil-685
Yeah, that is COOKED alright
Fresh_Heron_3707
I would be vegan for that meal.
Maleficent-Bit1995
That poor cow.
Aggressive_Home8724
Looks exactly like the steak my MIL makes…
nojuiceric
Bro, please delete this.
TheTragicMoon
Imagine growing up with cooking like that? I’ll go ahead and take a guess that your wife never liked steak until she met you.
Dvh7d
MIL ruined steak
saltfishcaptain
Bro that’s a pork chop 😂
LBRider90802
This is why A1 was invented.
ArguingwithaMoron
Did she use a hair dryer?
appleavocado
> it’s the thought that counts.
Absolutely. Be grateful when someone you know puts in effort for a gift for you about something you love.
One holiday during my known drinking days, an in-law gave me a pack of real shit beer. I did my best to not be a snob about it, and just say thanks.
If your spouse is attached to their parents I would suggest getting a divorce immediately
scorpiondeathlock86
No.
68ideal
At this point, I’m not even upset. I’m just sad. Sad for you who had to eat this, sad for your MIL that thinks she did a great job and sad for the poor cow who had to give her life only to end up as the saddest steak that was ever served. Tragic situation all around.
FliedWanton
If rhe phrase “unenthusiastic hand job” was turned into a food pic, this would be it.
haus11
I’m just impressed she hit both well done and no crust.
38 Comments
I have never seen a steak as unexciting as this. The second it gets placed on the table I know I’m stopping by in n out on the way home
If I was a guest in your house I’d eat it but I might kindly ask for some A1
Looks like it got boiled in milk then put on a grill for a few seconds to get the marks on. I’d eat it to be nice but I wouldn’t let her cook steak again
I was thinking “how the hell do you even manage to cook it like that”. Then I read about the panini press, I get it now.
It is hard to achieve perfect uniform gray throughout 🙂
Foreman Grill?
Divorce
Get out, as fast as you can
I’m gonna assume that’s a pork steak?
Is she trying to tell you something?
It looks like it was braised in milk and seared with a hot fork.
Milk steak? did she least serve it with a side of a raw jelly beans as is custom?
r/steakcrimes – 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣‼️
Yeah, that is COOKED alright
I would be vegan for that meal.
That poor cow.
Looks exactly like the steak my MIL makes…
Bro, please delete this.
Imagine growing up with cooking like that? I’ll go ahead and take a guess that your wife never liked steak until she met you.
MIL ruined steak
Bro that’s a pork chop 😂
This is why A1 was invented.
Did she use a hair dryer?
> it’s the thought that counts.
Absolutely. Be grateful when someone you know puts in effort for a gift for you about something you love.
One holiday during my known drinking days, an in-law gave me a pack of real shit beer. I did my best to not be a snob about it, and just say thanks.
r/milksteak
Milk steak
Looks like it was boiled 1st the in the press
MILK steak
https://preview.redd.it/0il17yjj4a7e1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=95bb28a8ad4eaceb526f82ef85181623cab71898
MMM…boiled and seared…just how I like it. /s
mods pins this to confuse the new people
NSFW that!
This is a crime.
If your spouse is attached to their parents I would suggest getting a divorce immediately
No.
At this point, I’m not even upset. I’m just sad. Sad for you who had to eat this, sad for your MIL that thinks she did a great job and sad for the poor cow who had to give her life only to end up as the saddest steak that was ever served. Tragic situation all around.
If rhe phrase “unenthusiastic hand job” was turned into a food pic, this would be it.
I’m just impressed she hit both well done and no crust.