I got a roll with everything seasoning and some triple C THICK cut salmon on the saddest smear of cream cheese I've ever been billed for. Where's my shaved salmon or even a bagel? 🤣
by Icy_Algae4434
29 Comments
ohshitthisagainnnn
*sawed salmon
Mashinito
Nah, this is great.
besst
I wouldn’t be mad about this.
navimc
Your first mistake was ordering Nova Scotia lox in Pennsylvania lol.
That is some thick cut salmon, at least they were generous with the capers.
filthy_casual_42
Looks like they hooked you up
AlaskanSamsquanch
Sometimes less is more.
StevesRoomate
That will cost you $25 in Las Vegas
080secspec13
Looks like a diner or something, those places that have like 300 menu items. Not really a surprise.
trwwyco
“They gave me too much protein, how shitty!”
jessmaddy
This looks amazing tbh lol
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum
🙋 Am I the only one calling the numbers on the paper?
danfish_77
I would be so happy, except needs more onion and capers
YogurtclosetDry6927
How much
SpongegirlCS
How is this shitty? Is this a bot post?
AnUdderDay
I mean, it could use a bit more cream cheese but… Would 100%
TheySayImZack
I get why some people like this, but I’m with you. A properly thinly-sliced bit of lox, and a respectable schmear of cream cheese would be ideal. For my taste, much less salmon and more cream cheese. Red onios and capers are just fine. I like that they put the capers on the side, because for some people that’s an overpowering taste.
If I was served this, I’d probably take the salmon and capers to go, rip the tomatoes and onions off and just eat the bagel with the CC. Then, go home and make dinner with the salmon and capers, but I’d use different onions.
xblackdemonx
/r/lostredditors Absolutely nothing is shitty here
SneakySmeagolses
Larry David’s account?
O_o-buba-o_O
Looks fuckin good to me.
siliconwally
This looks excellent
lurrainn
What’s wrong w it??
LonnieJaw748
Does a picture of the ideal breakfast belong here?
Willing_Reserve6374
God some people can just never be happy
Blarghnox
Looks amazing. I’d be stoked
ChrisKice
Looks damn good to me. Maybe ask for more cream cheese, but you’re complaining about the slice coming from a diner in central Pennsylvania….?
Ice_Cream_Warrior
Idk looks good to me. Not fine dining but properly in a morning after type of dish. Would not be disappointed if got served this.
29 Comments
*sawed salmon
Nah, this is great.
I wouldn’t be mad about this.
Your first mistake was ordering Nova Scotia lox in Pennsylvania lol.
That is some thick cut salmon, at least they were generous with the capers.
Looks like they hooked you up
Sometimes less is more.
That will cost you $25 in Las Vegas
Looks like a diner or something, those places that have like 300 menu items. Not really a surprise.
“They gave me too much protein, how shitty!”
This looks amazing tbh lol
🙋 Am I the only one calling the numbers on the paper?
I would be so happy, except needs more onion and capers
How much
How is this shitty? Is this a bot post?
I mean, it could use a bit more cream cheese but… Would 100%
I get why some people like this, but I’m with you. A properly thinly-sliced bit of lox, and a respectable schmear of cream cheese would be ideal. For my taste, much less salmon and more cream cheese. Red onios and capers are just fine. I like that they put the capers on the side, because for some people that’s an overpowering taste.
If I was served this, I’d probably take the salmon and capers to go, rip the tomatoes and onions off and just eat the bagel with the CC. Then, go home and make dinner with the salmon and capers, but I’d use different onions.
/r/lostredditors
Absolutely nothing is shitty here
Larry David’s account?
Looks fuckin good to me.
This looks excellent
What’s wrong w it??
Does a picture of the ideal breakfast belong here?
God some people can just never be happy
Looks amazing. I’d be stoked
Looks damn good to me. Maybe ask for more cream cheese, but you’re complaining about the slice coming from a diner in central Pennsylvania….?
Idk looks good to me. Not fine dining but properly in a morning after type of dish. Would not be disappointed if got served this.
I mean if you don’t want it, I’ll take it.
This looks better than what you ordered.
You mfs just like to complain