Pineapple, mushroom, and spinach. They kinda just threw the shrimp on after it cooked?

by TheWildWhistlepig

16 Comments

  1. Sneeky-Sneeky

    They did everything right except for the damn shrimp. They could have layered some cheese over it or something

  2. Asleep-Jicama9485

    Looks like they almost forgot the shrimp lol

  3. RoeMajesta

    crime but i don’t hate it .. shrimps look plump

  4. On the one hand, the shrimp look a bit out of place because they look boiled instead of baked. On the other hand, you wouldn’t want them to (a) put the shrimp on the pizza raw before baking, or (b) precook the shrimp, put them on the pizza, and then overcook the shrimp until they’re rubbery as the pizza bakes. Maybe saute the shrimp and then put them on the cooked pizza?

  5. Nervous-Drawer-8165

    Thats the frozen shrimp in a bag from the grocery store, small sized. Thawed and tossed on a coooked pizza.

  6. ASecularBuddhist

    Let’s kind of throw this person in prison.

  7. pinniped1

    Damn, crust looks solid. The topping mix isn’t ever going to be my order but it’s not a crime. The shrimp is just wrong. Put em on the side with cocktail sauce.

  8. ComprehensiveKnee284

    Worked at a brewpub that served a shrimp pizza. I was embarrassed every time it went out. We used rock shrimp that smelled like ass, came in a frozen little bucket, and we just threw in the pizza oven with a little butter and s&p. We also topped the pizza after the fact and it also looked dumb as hell like this one.

  9. JayyyyyBoogie

    I might sprinkle some cheese over the shrimp with a little garlic powder and hit it with a torch to melt the cheese and give the shrimp a little color.

  10. hors3withnoname

    They forgot the shrimp and thought nobody was going to notice

  11. cheesesteakhellscape

    lol at the shrimp that’s sitting upright on its edge. They just slapped them on there haphazardly, this is terrible lazy presentation.

  12. LendogGovy

    Looks like something my Dad would do and when he’d throw on the shrimp he bought on sale he’d say he’s “making it fancy” while he tossed them on.

  13. Dogekaliber

    The real crime here is having pineapple and mushrooms on the same pizza. Do pineapple and shrimp or mushrooms and shrimp- never go full retard

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