Put some pineapple 🍍 on it, and you will be set free.
HorseofTruth
Death penalty lol
Bazzness
Until you learn that pineapple is an acceptable topping
ClawandBone
I had a potato pizza in Italy, you’re not TOO far gone here
BigDaddyChaCha
I tend to err on the side of leniency for marijuana-related crimes…
pandershrek
For that much weed? You’re looking at federal charges because there is 0% chance you were sober when you thought this thing up.
3/10 I’m obviously going to eat 3 of them.
Difficult-Check1460
My friend does this but said she added mayo. And no, she’s not white 😂
TheHarlemHellfighter
That’s a struggle pizza, it’s not the worst crime but you’re on probation
DGirl313
How are you eating school lunch pizza on Christmas break?
Gonzo_the_chef
Im literally eating a bag of hot Cheetos fries at the moment and I have a party pizza in the freezer. I’m high and I’m inspired to do the same. If you go to jail for this, I’m here with you!
Luckily for you Biden commuted the death penalty so it looks like life imprisonment for you mate
Agile_Possession8178
Just needs some pineapple and it’s perfect
chuckinalicious543
Eh, i feel like putting *anything* of quality on this monstrosity is already an improvement, but carbs on carbs feels like “eh”. I always reach for meat and/ or cheese, however fancy or cheap to put some pizzazz on lackluster Pizzas
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bro listen , if you go to jail take me we can share pizzas like this , the crime is the square frozen pizza this shit is on , not the toppings
This is a slap on the wrist just for the pizza quality
Bro if you go to jail, you’re good. You gonna be the head chef in that bitch.
You’re going to heaven with this one
just say you were under the influence and we’ll never speak of it again
Nah. Your good mate 👍 👌
French fries don’t belong there!
Needs ranch then it would be amazing
https://preview.redd.it/3kwwh4h66r8e1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07ba8b06703fc09bea137978a5d4c415a268032
Jail? Motherfucker you mean prison?
Looks like jail pizza anyways bro.
Life.
Put some pineapple 🍍 on it, and you will be set free.
Death penalty lol
Until you learn that pineapple is an acceptable topping
I had a potato pizza in Italy, you’re not TOO far gone here
I tend to err on the side of leniency for marijuana-related crimes…
For that much weed? You’re looking at federal charges because there is 0% chance you were sober when you thought this thing up.
3/10 I’m obviously going to eat 3 of them.
My friend does this but said she added mayo. And no, she’s not white 😂
That’s a struggle pizza, it’s not the worst crime but you’re on probation
How are you eating school lunch pizza on Christmas break?
Im literally eating a bag of hot Cheetos fries at the moment and I have a party pizza in the freezer. I’m high and I’m inspired to do the same. If you go to jail for this, I’m here with you!
https://preview.redd.it/m0i13vedwr8e1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5829d309451de747cdf2cc8072f2c0c97c294190
Luckily for you Biden commuted the death penalty so it looks like life imprisonment for you mate
Just needs some pineapple and it’s perfect
Eh, i feel like putting *anything* of quality on this monstrosity is already an improvement, but carbs on carbs feels like “eh”. I always reach for meat and/ or cheese, however fancy or cheap to put some pizzazz on lackluster Pizzas