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Um… do what to the garlic?


Um… do what to the garlic?

by gharr87

26 Comments

  1. Otherwise-Mango2732

    Man you might be there a while but give it your all. You got this.

  3. MrWrym

    Always wanted to make a pea nut. Making a garlic nut is now on my top priorities list.

  4. Wonderful_Painter_14

    :slaps knees: Hooo boy, I knew this day would come…. You see, son, when a bulb and a stem love each other very much…

  6. imustachelemeaning

    are we trying to make shitty mayonnaise here?

  8. SMFCAU

    It also doesn’t include corn starch in the ingredients list

  11. This-Unit-1954

    Ok ok ok. I think you’re supposed to beat the garlic, not stir it.

    Also I can’t deal with the lack of formatting on this page. Who the hell centers the text on a recipe?

  12. somehighqualityH2O

    I better not hear shit about your arm getting tired

  13. mousey_goldfish1

    Instructions probably call for garlic to go brown in colour (like nuts)

  15. RadicalChile

    Just make sure it’s not cold and you’ll be fine.

  17. Gdmf13

    What the problem? If you haven’t made a garlic nut you obviously haven’t tried hard enough.

  18. Ok-Juggernaut-353

    Don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings to your garlic to make it nut faster.

    “Baby you’re all the spice I need. You taste so good, baby, I just wanna eat you all day long.” 💦

  19. sleepercell13

    You can tell when the garlic starts breathing really hard

  20. PureGryphon

    I mean…how do you know when the garlic is finished

  22. Hayeseveryone

    How ironic. I’m usually the one that nuts when garlic is involved.

  23. Elongated_Musketeer_

    Holy gabagool the garlic nutted on my first try

  24. Quercus408

    Anybody get irrationally angry at center-justified recipes?

  25. Thmelly_Puthy

    Garlic while you’re stirring: 😩😩😩

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