She randomly gave me a hello kitty plate while she had my lion plate I’m not sure what she said this “patty” was but whatever I’m trying to be grateful here
by Benzinox
33 Comments
gigglegenius
Exotic brain matter
JackBeefus
What is that?
joausj
The terrible lighting probably makes up 50% of how bad this looks.
RainyDayHydrangeas
Deconstructed nasty patty
swindleapprov3d
wtf did she give this to you in the dark?!?
GoatCovfefe
I think you should post with better lighting. Cheap crappy way of making something good look shitty.
Next.
Emotional-Owl9299
I think it’s about the insurance
Kenji1912
Does she text 143 to anyone?
Ok-Club2583
The placement of the food so that it cover the cat is kinda funny💀💀
SpeedBlitzX
Honestly, first thing i saw was the plate and it honestly looks nice!
CherishSlan
I like the plate! She took the time to cook. More than I often do now. To many jokes like this from my spouse so I don’t cook often for him I’m to sensitive be careful.
Familiar_Zucchini565
She wants you dead for sure
Wmoot599
Is your wife AI?
That looks like the kind of thing that AI would shine out with a disgusting food prompt.
I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to be.
Praetor-Rykard2
cat vomit
True_Antelope8860
lion plate would make a lot of diffrence here
GentrifriesGuy
Well at least she’s making the poisoning obvious 😂 Maybe that will be her defense
Background_Essay_676
Judging by the plates she is definitely possessive and she is definitely interested in death.
Lone-Frequency
I see that you are eating gray and red tonight.
StevesRoomate
Ten stars out of 5 for plating it on a Hello Kitty Halloween plate
brizieee
is that just a plate of mold?
Gs4life-
Jail food
autisticmarshmallowz
What in the hoa hoa hoa hoa hoaaa lighting is that
Me_ina_pink_skirt
Communication is key. Tell her it looks like baby vomit.
U5e4n4m3
Okay but why the bisexual lighting???
GrouchyDefinition463
That’s what SpongeBob tried to feed that food critic lol
Ok_Drawer7797
This is why I’m a chef. You can’t trust anyone to cook if you can’t cook it yourself.
Journalist6623
She feeds you on a Hello Kitty plate?
grubbytrogladyte
Perfect plate for it
Different_Ad_3302
Looks like she gave you the Charlie Kelly Special: Milk Steak with a side of cat food
33 Comments
Exotic brain matter
What is that?
The terrible lighting probably makes up 50% of how bad this looks.
Deconstructed nasty patty
wtf did she give this to you in the dark?!?
I think you should post with better lighting. Cheap crappy way of making something good look shitty.
Next.
I think it’s about the insurance
Does she text 143 to anyone?
The placement of the food so that it cover the cat is kinda funny💀💀
Honestly, first thing i saw was the plate and it honestly looks nice!
I like the plate! She took the time to cook. More than I often do now. To many jokes like this from my spouse so I don’t cook often for him I’m to sensitive be careful.
She wants you dead for sure
Is your wife AI?
That looks like the kind of thing that AI would shine out with a disgusting food prompt.
I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to be.
cat vomit
lion plate would make a lot of diffrence here
Well at least she’s making the poisoning obvious 😂 Maybe that will be her defense
Judging by the plates she is definitely possessive and she is definitely interested in death.
I see that you are eating gray and red tonight.
Ten stars out of 5 for plating it on a Hello Kitty Halloween plate
is that just a plate of mold?
Jail food
What in the hoa hoa hoa hoa hoaaa lighting is that
Communication is key. Tell her it looks like baby vomit.
Okay but why the bisexual lighting???
That’s what SpongeBob tried to feed that food critic lol
This is why I’m a chef. You can’t trust anyone to cook if you can’t cook it yourself.
She feeds you on a Hello Kitty plate?
Perfect plate for it
Looks like she gave you the Charlie Kelly Special: Milk Steak with a side of cat food
Is she pregnant?
Be honest, you still ate it
no doubts
You ate that?