Feel free to roast me

by weirdoprime2000

22 Comments

  1. CaddyShsckles

    I’ll accept the green onions. Wish I saw the cross section of the omelette though. But still looks good!

  2. naterpotater246

    I feel like the ends should be trimmed straight. The tapered shape of this kinda makes it look like a poop. It does otherwise look well done, though

  3. 1PantherA33

    Hey! All shit talk aside. It looks beautiful. Give us a cross section next time. I can’t tell from the pic but finish with fresh butter. If you are working in a pan trim the ends, not square but just the tip. Like clipping a cigar.

  4. ranting_chef

    Looks really nice and fuck chives – those scallions look great. When I worked at a place that had FO on the menu, I had a stick of butter at room temperature and when I plated it, I would glide the stick down the length of it and it was nice and shiny.

  5. lightsout100mph

    Like to see a little more butter caramelisation tbh

  6. ReubenTrinidad619

    Looks good.

    You know everyone in this subreddit is zooming in on your onion cuts /j

  7. walrus_breath

    Holy shit did you use real eggs? What was this a $100 plate?

  8. haenschen1944

    Sometimes you have to use what is there, the omelette looks fine though

  9. Deep_Curve7564

    In regards, chives.
    Get a pot of chives and keep on window sill.
    I have one with parsley, one with chives, one with mint and one with lemon thyme.
    Then a shit tonne more in the garden.

  10. Wildcat_twister12

    I thought I was on r/TheBear for a second and was about to comment about the lack of potato chips

  11. Only_Purpose239

    I take it you didn’t have chives so you went for green onions?

  12. Agitated-Quit-6148

    I’ve had jacques pepin make one for me!

  13. brooklynagain

    This must be tiny what with the chives appearing so big and all

  14. MintyPotato144

    Big deal, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

  15. HoratioButterbuns

    There are much more well-worded comments here than I could ever hope to give. But as a total onion slut, you have done nothing wrong by using scallions. You could throw raw julienne yellow onion on that fucker and I would still love it. Fuck the haters. Douse my face with onions.

  16. TryingToStayOutOfIt

    Looks great but also like an uncircumcised penis.

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