Alright, let’s count the crimes on this one

by Either-Carpet-5974

33 Comments

  1. Organic_Interview_30

    It didn’t seem that bad. Then I saw that weird cone thing. Also, who else swiped, because I know I’m not the only one

  2. purracane

    What the fuck? Mr. Pizza, the god king emperor and inventer of pizza is rolling in his immortal mausoleum because of this creation. (Someone please stop him, his rolling can destroy the universe)

  3. Crime #1 is posting a single screenshot of a post with two images as indicated by the little dots at the base of the image.

  4. Slideshow indicator on a single image is the real crime here

  5. TheCatLamp

    Its clearly not a pizza. It’s a Conezza. It’s a different thing.

  6. Jesterchunk

    I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at. Is it safe to assume the toppings go all the way down the inside of the cone, because if so I’d demolish that happily.

  7. Accomplished_Crow14

    I call stuff like this “prolapse food”

  8. th3saurus

    I think I saw a defunctland documentary about this

  9. AbstractStew5000

    This is really some mutant meatball sub, rather than a pizza at this point.

  10. more like a trip to the ER with 3rd degree mouth burns

  11. Smooth_Instruction11

    This is looks fucking disgusting. Don’t let the bovine around here tell you otherwise.

  12. Blastoplast

    Ah yes, the rare r/WeWantPlates r/PizzaCrimes mashup. My favorite part about pizza, besides it being one of the most delicious foods on earth, is that it’s generally easy to eat on the go and portable. There’s nothing portable or easy to eat about this (without making a complete mess)…. What a waste.

  13. I heard he put the old cup O pizza guy out of business

  14. CAN-SUX-IT

    Just go get a bible and slam whoever made that peepee in it!

  15. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    The Pizza Cup! I refrain from judgment until the day I can actually try one. 🍕x🍦

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