The shitty carrot cake I made and the carrot I bit into an anal plug shape.
No, I didn't use the carrot anal plug for something else. I did it cause I thought it would be funny. It was pretty funny.
by _Sillymax
19 Comments
Gazman_123
Why do you have alien hands?
jameshughlaurie
how did you bite it so smoothly in the grooves ? I feel like I’d need to remove all but one tooth to do it that effectively
Flanguru
That he obviously put much more effort into making the butt plug says a lot.
billistenderchicken
That second pic was so unexpected.
Candid-Individual210
LMFAO that’s wild
RepresentativeSea315
Carrot butt plug jump scare
lasttriparound
Not beginner size that’s for someone experienced
auhnold
That’s quite impressive; not the cake.
coatsohard
That cake is a 2/10. Your anal plug, 10/10!
Ice_Cream_Warrior
I didn’t expect to see that today I must admit. Undeniable craftsmanship however.
mountedpandahead
TLDR, they both made their way into your ass
dingleroyale
Are you Brazilian by any chance? I only ask because my wife is and her carrot cake looks exactly like that (except not shitty, no offense) and I had never seen carrot cake that color and consistency with chocolate icing until I met her.
Omega_Lynx

RiverMelodic7185
Wtf am i looking at right now even with the description I can’t seem to reason with it
19 Comments
Why do you have alien hands?
how did you bite it so smoothly in the grooves ? I feel like I’d need to remove all but one tooth to do it that effectively
That he obviously put much more effort into making the butt plug says a lot.
That second pic was so unexpected.
LMFAO that’s wild
Carrot butt plug jump scare
Not beginner size that’s for someone experienced
That’s quite impressive; not the cake.
That cake is a 2/10. Your anal plug, 10/10!
I didn’t expect to see that today I must admit. Undeniable craftsmanship however.
TLDR, they both made their way into your ass
Are you Brazilian by any chance? I only ask because my wife is and her carrot cake looks exactly like that (except not shitty, no offense) and I had never seen carrot cake that color and consistency with chocolate icing until I met her.

Wtf am i looking at right now even with the description I can’t seem to reason with it
Should have used ginger root.
Carrot needs a green tassel. 9/10
Jesus god. Why.

No you didnt