Therefore we are planning to print our soon to be layer colleague the entire employee protection law book..

A few paragraphs took about 30 minutes..

by eep_ekil_llems_I

26 Comments

  1. I think it’s broken. Seems to be some sort of alien made up language on there. Better throw it out

  2. LargeArugula6262

    I would abuse that so hard sending random shit through the monster at inconvenient times

  3. HashSlingingSloth

    Ight now send the Navy Seals copypasta

  4. chickenmann72

    You missed out on a golden opportunity to tell the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise,

    Either that or a chance to ressurect u/shittymorph with a tale of how The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

  5. Modred_the_Mystic

    Time to send the Bee movie script to the kitchen

  6. 9gagsuckz

    At least it’s not the script to the bee movie

  7. BakaBanane

    Why did you decide to print out a Paragraph of what appears to be German inheritance law? Why cant you be a normal Person and print out like idk, the bee movie Script or something? Also rip to the coworkers who had to hear the printer doing this

  8. Sea-Cupcake-2065

    Ok, how? I want to freak out some bartenders

  9. dr_strange-love

    Die Eier von Satan

    Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
    Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
    Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
    Ein halbes Pfund Butter
    Ein Teelöffel Vanillezucker
    Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
    150 Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
    Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
    Und keine Eier

    In eine Schüssel geben
    Butter einrühren, gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und den Teig verkneten
    Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker wälzen und sagt die Zauberwörter
    Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und bei 200 Grad für 15 Minuten backen
    Und keine Eier

    Das Leben
    Bei 200 Grad 15 Minuten backen
    Und keine Eier

  10. jerryb2161

    Found this out when I worked at a hospital. Someone accidentally sent a report of every room (roughly 1.2k patients at max)
    It sent everyone’s name, dob, social security number, address, any payment information on file, allergies, physical description, what items they had in the hospital, literally EVERYTHING. I had to stay with security and an administrator until it finished printing everything so they could shred it. Beat part was it only printed in thirds but like 2 to 3 pages at a time. I was there about 5 hours after we normally would leave. Went through over 20 rolls of paper too. Great times

  11. mcflurvin

    Idk why but I saw German and thought “yeah I’d print Mien Kampf as a joke also”

  12. MoeSzyslakMonobrow

    Is that not the entire Bee Movie script? Disappointing.

  13. SanguinePirate

    AM: Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

  14. HughMungus77

    Copy and paste War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy. That thing will be printing for a long while

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