Today we found out you may print anything via copy and paste through the kitchen printer
Therefore we are planning to print our soon to be layer colleague the entire employee protection law book..
A few paragraphs took about 30 minutes..
by eep_ekil_llems_I
26 Comments
4_ii
I think it’s broken. Seems to be some sort of alien made up language on there. Better throw it out
LargeArugula6262
I would abuse that so hard sending random shit through the monster at inconvenient times
TDL_photo_WNC
Lawyer! Ohhhh hah
HashSlingingSloth
Ight now send the Navy Seals copypasta
chickenmann72
You missed out on a golden opportunity to tell the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise,
Either that or a chance to ressurect u/shittymorph with a tale of how The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
nemi-montoya
According to all known laws of aviation-
Modred_the_Mystic
Time to send the Bee movie script to the kitchen
9gagsuckz
At least it’s not the script to the bee movie
alexromo
Print lorem ipsum
BakaBanane
Why did you decide to print out a Paragraph of what appears to be German inheritance law? Why cant you be a normal Person and print out like idk, the bee movie Script or something? Also rip to the coworkers who had to hear the printer doing this
Sea-Cupcake-2065
Ok, how? I want to freak out some bartenders
AimlessPrecision
That’s sick
MTM3157
Poor black ink
dr_strange-love
Die Eier von Satan
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillezucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl 150 Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker Und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren, gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und bei 200 Grad für 15 Minuten backen Und keine Eier
Das Leben Bei 200 Grad 15 Minuten backen Und keine Eier
TiLeddit
copy pasta
jerryb2161
Found this out when I worked at a hospital. Someone accidentally sent a report of every room (roughly 1.2k patients at max) It sent everyone’s name, dob, social security number, address, any payment information on file, allergies, physical description, what items they had in the hospital, literally EVERYTHING. I had to stay with security and an administrator until it finished printing everything so they could shred it. Beat part was it only printed in thirds but like 2 to 3 pages at a time. I was there about 5 hours after we normally would leave. Went through over 20 rolls of paper too. Great times
Ok_Ordinary6694
Shrek erotica.
mcflurvin
Idk why but I saw German and thought “yeah I’d print Mien Kampf as a joke also”
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
Is that not the entire Bee Movie script? Disappointing.
LevelAd5898
Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics
Zealousideal-Buy3097
Did you print Mein Kampf? 😂
SanguinePirate
AM: Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
HughMungus77
Copy and paste War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy. That thing will be printing for a long while
26 Comments
I think it’s broken. Seems to be some sort of alien made up language on there. Better throw it out
I would abuse that so hard sending random shit through the monster at inconvenient times
Lawyer! Ohhhh hah
Ight now send the Navy Seals copypasta
You missed out on a golden opportunity to tell the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise,
Either that or a chance to ressurect u/shittymorph with a tale of how The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
According to all known laws of aviation-
Time to send the Bee movie script to the kitchen
At least it’s not the script to the bee movie
Print lorem ipsum
Why did you decide to print out a Paragraph of what appears to be German inheritance law? Why cant you be a normal Person and print out like idk, the bee movie Script or something? Also rip to the coworkers who had to hear the printer doing this
Ok, how? I want to freak out some bartenders
That’s sick
Poor black ink
Die Eier von Satan
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillezucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
150 Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
Und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren, gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und bei 200 Grad für 15 Minuten backen
Und keine Eier
Das Leben
Bei 200 Grad 15 Minuten backen
Und keine Eier
copy pasta
Found this out when I worked at a hospital. Someone accidentally sent a report of every room (roughly 1.2k patients at max)
It sent everyone’s name, dob, social security number, address, any payment information on file, allergies, physical description, what items they had in the hospital, literally EVERYTHING. I had to stay with security and an administrator until it finished printing everything so they could shred it. Beat part was it only printed in thirds but like 2 to 3 pages at a time. I was there about 5 hours after we normally would leave. Went through over 20 rolls of paper too. Great times
Shrek erotica.
Idk why but I saw German and thought “yeah I’d print Mien Kampf as a joke also”
Is that not the entire Bee Movie script? Disappointing.
Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics
Did you print Mein Kampf? 😂
AM: Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Copy and paste War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy. That thing will be printing for a long while
How do you send the text to the printer?
Print kitchen confidential
Nice Erbschaftsrecht