not my post but a friend of a friends. This is their holiday plate

by i_want_a_tortilla

36 Comments

  1. Starting at the top, going clockwise:

    Fred, Joe, Barbara, Maurice, Tom, Marvin, Jethro, Billy, Jehoshaphat, Marjorie, William, Dot, Roman, George, Audrey.

    You can DM me the money.

  2. TheProfWife

    Baked veggies, some form of onion roll, sweet potato casserole, hash brown casserole?

    And a meatball taco lasagna something 🥲

  3. Emeraldfox_5

    Here is my go- starting at the sweet potato casserole and going counter clockwise.

    Sweet potato casserole, salmon patty, sautéed vegetables with some beets ( red color), onion roll, lasagna with a little bit of leftover steak and then one meatball…

    How’d I do?

  4. Backcross99

    I’ll bite, but I won’t eat. From the weird ass onion bun object clockwise – veg; normal and yellow zucchini, cauliflower, red onion and fucking beet. Then we got the over baked square of salmon alongside a helping diabeetus of Meemaws sweet potato casserole with marshmallows. Things get fuzzy from here over; vibes of lasagna with a riblet on top cuddling a meatball.

  5. farvag1964

    3 brown blobs in various sauces, odd spotted breadish thing, random veggies, and – something.

    Edit: maybe a crabcake?

    Best I could do.

  6. LonnieJaw748

    Beets, zucchini, yellow squash, cauliflower, a single piece of red bell pepper, some onions, an over baked piece of salmon (a tail piece, specifically), some weird maybe mincemeat dessert thing with a toasted marshmallow on top, I’m gonna guess lasagna? with a random meatball thrown on the side.

    Edit: almost forgot the dense and soggy onion roll

  7. SmoooooothBrain

    Does the diarrhea start immediately or is there a little bit of a lag?

  8. cylongothic

    This looks like one of those dementia simulation images

  9. GentrifriesGuy

    That plate is a crime scene

    ![gif](giphy|3oz8xJkPwkmZLsaQmc)

  10. lizatethecigarettes

    Is that a toasted marshmallow on a hamburger?

  11. Virtual-Witness9579

    Sweet potato mash, a really shitty ratatouille, roll, some type of lasagna, and another baked some type of potato

  12. Particular_Tadpole27

    ![gif](giphy|3oz8xTWROpGjQ68SZ2|downsized)

  13. swim_and_sleep

    Well I was gonna say potato but I think that’s a scone so I’m out

  14. Dinner roll, zucchini, lemon, lasagna, raisin bread dinner roll?, meatball, creamed corn, baked beans, ketchup, onions, beets(maybe pickled beets)

    How’d I do?

  15. Legitimate_Dust4275

    Red onion,lemon, scone with raisins, potato, gravy (?), baked sqare, alfalfa, (I’m gonna be sick), mashed sweet potato, vine leaves, zucchini, cauliflower, bread roll…..

  16. kilgore_troutman

    Is this one of those pictures that simulates stroke damage?

  17. AcousticOnomatopoeia

    It’s like one of those pictures that are supposed to simulate what a stroke victim perceives.

  18. littleamandabb

    Onion roll, solitary meatball, sparerib, sweet potato casserole, salmon cake, and mixed roast veg

  19. Useful_Branch6213

    Meatball, cheese, tomato sauce, raisins roll?, and a burst hemorrhoid. 🫡

  20. Bakedalaska1

    Looks like an AI picture of food where nothing is quite identifiable

  21. Oliver_Klotheshoff

    From left to down: Diarrhea, gonorrhea, trachea, and literal shit

  22. Oddly wet onion roll, roasted veg (cauliflower, squash, red onion, bell pepper?, beets), cutlet (pork or chicken), small piece of sweet potato pie/tart, veggie lasagna with meatball on top in a red sauce with morels. Might be a vegetarian plate which would make the cutlet either tofu or seitan and an impossible/beyond meat meatball.

  23. PetuniaPickleB

    This is like one of those simulated stroke pictures

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