Thought you would enjoy this…

by NCC-1707

29 Comments

  1. I bet it offers an 800% increase in surface area over a smooth cutting board. The added oxygen exposure could make it an ideal substrate for laboratory incubation of bacterial cultures!

  2. nibbbbbbaaaa

    Woah that’s my favorite slam metal band wtf

  3. freethewimple

    Can’t you torch it smooth again like stadium seating?

  4. Lucky-Acanthisitta86

    That’s so nasty. That must take a while to happen, just buy new one for like $10

  5. Particular-Shape1576

    If you scrape it you can make a burger

  6. Numbnessfolife

    Hey… At least your meat may not slide around as much. What’s the other side look like? Where I’m working, they won’t even spend $1.50 to get us some cheap spatulas.

  7. Inside_Ad_7162

    my French aunt gave my mother a present one Christmas.
    It was an old, used cutting board with a picture on it. Used, because you could see the knife cuts on it. Old, because the whole thing was faded apart from one small spot in the shape of a price label that had been removed.

  8. GearDarkness

    So how much cancer u want with your ribeye?

  9. notsolowbutveryslow

    I know that band! *Black Metal intensifies*

  10. Human_Resources_7891

    had a cookie once who would not give up his boards, they got stolen one night after service. Still looking for culprits!

  11. The red one is for whatever you allocated it to in most reasonable countries.

    If a board is sanitised correctly and looked after then it’s for whatever the fuck you want it to be. Local laws around this coloured board thing is garbage. These rules are designed to make it safe as possible practices for the lowest common denominator. Most high end places just clean and sanitise properly and use plain white boards all over the place, the fish room gets a fish board, the butcher room gets a butcher board, and the kitchen looks after their stuff

  12. zachriel1919

    I saw this on the original post somewhere td. It’s just a dudes parents old ass cutting board.

  13. I’d just throw these things out. I’m sure my boss wouldn’t approve if I’d asked him but that’s why you don’t ask. Just toss it, what are they gonna do – stop cutting things because a new board is too expensive?

  14. Chicxulub420

    Lmfao I love how there isn’t a single positive comment here. This is disgusting OP.

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