You better believe if I spill some salt I’m throwing a little over my left shoulder.

by Paigenacage

42 Comments

  1. HaElfParagon

    Superstitions are for children. I prefer to live in reality, where my decisions are decided empirically.

  2. said-what

    If you shut down the line 15 minutes before close a customer will always walk in. 

  3. increduloushyperbole

    It’s bad luck to feed the dishwasher half-assed food. 

  4. UpStartDownBeat

    No one is allowed to comment on it if it’s slow. The customers will hear it and swarm en masse

  5. Admiral_Kite

    Italian and raised by “don’t believe in superstitions, but just in case…”

    … So you bet I throw salt over my shoulder too

  6. EVERY single time we have a slow night and we just do our thing, it stays a slow night. BUT! If I start making a batch of pizza dough, EVERY TIME!!!! it gets busy right after I add the yeast to the flour mixture.

  7. clevercookie69

    When you are low on prep for a dish it will sell well that night

  8. accidentphilosophy

    If I ever have to say something about how slow it is, I knock on wood to make sure the customers don’t hear.

  9. MetricJester

    I have a short list of kitchen rules

    1. Be clean
    2. Be dressed
    3. Don’t catch
    4. It’s hot
    5. Wipe that

    They are only quoted by number in context. So if you didn’t wash your hands after raw meat that’s a Rule #1. Or if you spill something that’s Rule 5. If you fry bacon without a shirt or apron that’s Rule 2. If the fridge was booby trapped that’s rule 3 and rule 5.

    Quoting the rules by number is the superstition.

  10. RoyalClient6610

    Never put your purse on the floor, because your money will go to the devil. – I’m not religious at all. I just stopped putting my purse on the ground in restaurants, because I realize how dirty the floor is.

  11. chezburgs

    If you gift a knife, include a penny for them to give back to you.

  12. pickadillyprincess

    I was told it’s bad luck to sweep someone’s feet. It’s obviously rude and not necessary to sweep that close to someone’s feet but I’m like overly conscious about it.

  13. ieatlikesh1t

    I never hand any one a knife, if I drop salt I toss a bit over my shoulder, I NEVER say the word slow. Ever.

  14. mundus1520

    Whatever dish you’re running low on, that’s gonna be the most popular dish of the night.

  15. holyhackzak

    Being one short of something. Let’s say I need five chicken breasts. If I have exactly five on the line it’s going to be a pretty good day. If I have four on the line and more in the walk in I take that as a bad omen.

  16. PinkyandElric

    No bare ass on the grill.

    Not sure if that’s really superstition per se

  17. DispoHimbo

    I have punched coworkers for commenting on how slow it is. They always get mad when they have to eat their words not even 5 minutes later.

  18. Sonnyjoon91

    You cannot comment if it is going to be a slow or easy night. You will bring the evil eye and be cursed with a rush.

  19. flydespereaux

    If you don’t feed the dishwashers, it’s bad luck on Friday and Saturday night.

  20. It’s bad luck to stir a soup pot counterclockwise.

  21. Derek420HighBisCis

    Saying, “it’s gonna be dead today/tonight” at shift brief got you a lot of grief during any shift regardless of diner tempo. You better hope it’s dead, because you were rolling everyone’s silver allotment (35-50 per scheduled server, depending, but never fewer than 35) at the end of your shift. God forbid you are working a double…

    That’s a lot of wrapping.

  22. azjeepdriver

    I call it the lucky ticket.

    If you send the food out, but forget the ticket on the docket, and it stays for more than an hour, if you pull it you’ll get a rush. Happens. Every. Single. Time.

  23. Well, I ate my black eye peas yesterday. That’s about it. Happy New Year to everyone.

  24. If it’s slow, make yourself something to eat. That way you can watch it die sad and alone in the corner because now that printer won’t stop going off

  25. Rough-Bison-2512

    Never throw away the excess souffle mix, never needed it but it’s something I was taught “just in case” and stuck with it

  26. Polarwhite850R

    If it’s slow and you decide to start prepping you will stop halfway through and not finish until breakdown, because you got a rush

  27. REALM_Sorcerer

    Doing fentanyl in the bathroom so I dont puke mid shift.

  28. cameron4200

    Okay but what happens when I spill garlic or kosher salt?

  29. jackatman

    Having a quiet close is like pitching a no hitter. No one say anything or it will go away.

  30. yells_at_bugs

    The amount of salt I’ve thrown over my left shoulder…

  31. kappa_demonn

    Never mention clam strips. If you even THINK it, someone’s gonna order em.

  32. Quick-Cream3483

    Never say “we are all set.” That’s when someone drops a jackstack down a flight of stairs. Ask me how I know.

  33. SooFrosty

    Ever since that Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, I do the salt thing just for the ear slug

  34. halveclosedeyes

    This is the first time I’m hearing of kitchen superstitions never would have thought this to be a thing

  35. dofrogsbite

    Never open anything upside down.

    Never sweep over someone’s feet.

  36. cheesepage

    Always salt over the left shoulder if it’s spilled or left over. Not really superstitious, but with the amount of salt I go through the odds are not in my favor.

  37. Loki12241224

    Never knew this was a thing but my wife wont let me open an umbrella inside for some reason. She is an atheist and non superstitious but she will make sure i am outside prior to opening an umbrella

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