The only sensible thing to do here would be to get your newest employee to de-seed that, with the explanation that they have to be seedless watermelon for their assigned usage.
OnTheMendBeats
All rind, just how I like
MightyTick01
Oops!!! All Rind!
ApprenticeBlaster
Pickled watermelon rinds it is.
bakanisan
Working in the gastro industry has me conditioned for the top quality ingredients no matter the season and I’m always baffled at the price/quality scale shopping for fruits at the supermarkets, but this is just another level.
pupperdole
Common mistake here. I think you accidentally ordered the mater welons instead. Idk why they’re still sold at this point
MustacheBananaPants
This is probably what they use to make that weird watermelon flavour in popsicles / freezies.
Also, Birchwood on melons? You brave soul.
IReadUrEmail
You’re buying watermelon in january what did you expect?
fumblebuttskins
January melons…
Wiggie49
If my life were a watermelon
MNConcerto
This is why you don’t buy watermelon in winter.
UnderstandingDry1241
Thump it. Stickers lie. Hollow sounding thumps do not.
Bozlogic
Perfectly terrible maybe
kernel-troutman
Oops All Rind!
StellarJayZ
Seriously it’s January.
funkledungus79
Nothing beats a fresh January watermelon!
FeelTheLoveNow
You may not like it, but this is what peak watermelon looks like
Doomncandy
Time to pickle some rinds!
freethewimple
Sun*starved* is more like it
TessTobias
Time for watermelon rind kimchi.
ACpony12
Does someone have a time machine that wanted to do a weird fruit prank?
foodguyDoodguy
Perfuct, actually.
RegrettableLiving26
Honestly, I fucking love eating the rind of the watermelon. Grew up poor, watermelon fucking slapped. I ate that fucking rind like it was candy. I’d fuck that watermelon up with my mouth.
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I mean… it isn’t exactly watermelon season.
Hello my name is Perfect Lee Awful.
Medieval ass watermelon
Reminds me of those proto watermelons before they were domesticated. [pic](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a480633fbe16451c&sxsrf=ADLYWIJULjHZRV7oyNkKExo_RFr9_HyGxA:1735954142336&q=pre+domesticated+watermelon&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3JzEq8sk6FPCPzvp42tv1tXpsidsqiXpQf6iR7slCEZnUl71fC5q361yugfCqbYMtL-4TzjIyDipbeP_2Y2vPfAT884puStycpH2W5mah3JFu-CcUhHHyrMUwamhmTql0V8UiqlwPCoIkx-ZWdJYMv4EyYnBz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU__-P9dqKAxUasFYBHXLGI24QtKgLegQIDhAB&biw=370&bih=682&dpr=3.25#vhid=Qpp2cBKXY-VEmM&vssid=mosaic)
The only sensible thing to do here would be to get your newest employee to de-seed that, with the explanation that they have to be seedless watermelon for their assigned usage.
All rind, just how I like
Oops!!! All Rind!
Pickled watermelon rinds it is.
Working in the gastro industry has me conditioned for the top quality ingredients no matter the season and I’m always baffled at the price/quality scale shopping for fruits at the supermarkets, but this is just another level.
Common mistake here. I think you accidentally ordered the mater welons instead. Idk why they’re still sold at this point
This is probably what they use to make that weird watermelon flavour in popsicles / freezies.
Also, Birchwood on melons? You brave soul.
You’re buying watermelon in january what did you expect?
January melons…
If my life were a watermelon
This is why you don’t buy watermelon in winter.
Thump it. Stickers lie. Hollow sounding thumps do not.
Perfectly terrible maybe
Oops All Rind!
Seriously it’s January.
Nothing beats a fresh January watermelon!
You may not like it, but this is what peak watermelon looks like
Time to pickle some rinds!
Sun*starved* is more like it
Time for watermelon rind kimchi.
Does someone have a time machine that wanted to do a weird fruit prank?
Perfuct, actually.
Honestly, I fucking love eating the rind of the watermelon. Grew up poor, watermelon fucking slapped. I ate that fucking rind like it was candy. I’d fuck that watermelon up with my mouth.
Fun fact: watermelons cross breed with cucumbers