Someone has to stay outside when the pizza arrives.
Someone has to stay outside when the pizza arrives.
by Superb-Cucumber-7818
12 Comments
Van-Buren-8
Give this dog a slice for the love of god
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Uh oh! Bad dog?
Professional-Big-584
He just wants a smol piece 🤣🤣
huhnick
Frank don’t settle for pupperoni, he wants that pepperoni with cheese and red sauce
DenialNode
Gotta pay the melted cheese tax
Pickles_O-Malley
That’s cruel & unusual punishment if you don’t give two pinches of flying monkey shit about your dog’s Pizza Cravings you shouldn’t be allowed to own a Dog
Pickles_O-Malley
The dog’s owners are clearly Cruel They are laughing at the Dog they definitely shouldn’t have children
a_guy121
to point out the obvious b/c I’m not convinced it’s sarcasm-
the dog is outside so he doesn’t murder the delivery person. Not because he loves pizza.
b0ssFranku
I’m pretty sure you can’t give dogs pizza because of all the processed ingredients with a lot of sodium and condiments on it.
HeligKo
I have a tri-pawd that can eat half a pizza in one bite. He can’t be trusted alone near pizza. He also steals from small children. He’ll knock men in the nuts to get them to bend over so he can stay pizza and luck faces. He’s an adorable asshole.
Odd-Grapefruit-9961
imagine telling the driver, it’s ok he’s nice, just REALLY loves pizza
dankhimself
Make the dog a dog friendly pizza slice.
Bread isn’t great for dogs but it’s fine here and there.
Just scrape the slice onto yours, (super bonus pizza!) and put chicken onto it.
The pooch will have pizza day with you, and so will the other dog who’s tired of your god damned pizza shit by now haha.
12 Comments
Give this dog a slice for the love of god
Uh oh! Bad dog?
He just wants a smol piece 🤣🤣
Frank don’t settle for pupperoni, he wants that pepperoni with cheese and red sauce
Gotta pay the melted cheese tax
That’s cruel & unusual punishment if you don’t give two pinches of flying monkey shit about your dog’s Pizza Cravings you shouldn’t be allowed to own a Dog
The dog’s owners are clearly Cruel They are laughing at the Dog they definitely shouldn’t have children
to point out the obvious b/c I’m not convinced it’s sarcasm-
the dog is outside so he doesn’t murder the delivery person. Not because he loves pizza.
I’m pretty sure you can’t give dogs pizza because of all the processed ingredients with a lot of sodium and condiments on it.
I have a tri-pawd that can eat half a pizza in one bite. He can’t be trusted alone near pizza. He also steals from small children. He’ll knock men in the nuts to get them to bend over so he can stay pizza and luck faces. He’s an adorable asshole.
imagine telling the driver, it’s ok he’s nice, just REALLY loves pizza
Make the dog a dog friendly pizza slice.
Bread isn’t great for dogs but it’s fine here and there.
Just scrape the slice onto yours, (super bonus pizza!) and put chicken onto it.
The pooch will have pizza day with you, and so will the other dog who’s tired of your god damned pizza shit by now haha.