Plastic based tag, so technically sanitary, but it feels wrong to me.
by asleepunderthebridge
31 Comments
Cerulean_Turtle
But why would they do this….
Playful_Context_1086
That’s weird
meatsntreats
This is the stupidest post ever. Don’t purchase Verlasso salmon if you don’t want confirmation that you’re getting the real thing.
stej_gep
How else would you know the size?
Expensive_Middle8271
No, but I have found those tags before inside fish when deboning. Now I’m wondering if they had tags like this that got cut, but the half inside the fish didn’t get removed.
Uwofpeace
Yes all my salmon only wear the hottest brands
UnhingedNW
No, I be getting that fresh fresh wild shiz. They only do drops for a few months outa the year. Very exclusive.
Darth_Boognish
Just be glad they removed the anti theft ink device
machuitzil
That’s how you know it was processed by humans. Quality still matters.
Best-Statistician294
Makes it easier to measure the macros of plastic in my fish.
Legitlowkeykickback
Mmm plastic 😋
toobsock1
It happens. Do you happen to work in NC?
spytez
Salmon, so hot right now.
Primary-Potential-55
I used to like verlasso until I moved to Cooke exclusively. Verlasso is really just mid-grade Chilean farmed Atlantic salmon with fancy branding. I only recommend it to folks looking for a retail source like the grocery store fish case, because I know at least they’ll get some okay salmon. It’s nothing close to the best, and you probably paid a shitload for it. If anyone knowingly buys this stuff, shame on them.
Legitimate_Builder17
These kinda things happen to pimps from time to time
LocalCoffeeLlama
Mmm. More ingestible plastics for my balls.
Clit_Destroyer_69
I only eat Yves Salmon Laurent. You must be a poor!
Feels like a way cheap salmon try’s to look expensive
nolotusnote
At least it’s not a dye pack?
Hot Topic salmon.
OutsideCricket7294
It’s for the Orcas. Salmon hats are back in style
TheGinger_Ninja0
What in the fuuuuu?
the3litemonkey
We get that product in….So stupid.
Status-Carob-5760
So is it machine washable or dry clean only?
UnwantedPube
I just woke up and it looked like a hotel card on the floor with cocaine residue
JauntingJoyousJona
*Versace song but Versace is replaced with Verlasso*
moolord
Ew
twelvgag3
Different farms that have a specific process and quality standard will use these Boyz. Not necessarily a sign of quality but if they want you to know they were the growers generally it’s a quality product
twelvgag3
Quick search shows a aquaculture farm in Miami. The fish receive high grade cocaine Modelo’s and massages. Very cool.
poutinegalvaude
Don’t worry if it doesn’t fit at first; it will ride up with wear.
otterfish
I used to tag fish like this when we sold fish to Bruce Gore back in 2002.
31 Comments
But why would they do this….
That’s weird
This is the stupidest post ever. Don’t purchase Verlasso salmon if you don’t want confirmation that you’re getting the real thing.
How else would you know the size?
No, but I have found those tags before inside fish when deboning. Now I’m wondering if they had tags like this that got cut, but the half inside the fish didn’t get removed.
Yes all my salmon only wear the hottest brands
No, I be getting that fresh fresh wild shiz. They only do drops for a few months outa the year. Very exclusive.
Just be glad they removed the anti theft ink device
That’s how you know it was processed by humans. Quality still matters.
Makes it easier to measure the macros of plastic in my fish.
Mmm plastic 😋
It happens. Do you happen to work in NC?
Salmon, so hot right now.
I used to like verlasso until I moved to Cooke exclusively. Verlasso is really just mid-grade Chilean farmed Atlantic salmon with fancy branding. I only recommend it to folks looking for a retail source like the grocery store fish case, because I know at least they’ll get some okay salmon. It’s nothing close to the best, and you probably paid a shitload for it. If anyone knowingly buys this stuff, shame on them.
These kinda things happen to pimps from time to time
Mmm. More ingestible plastics for my balls.
I only eat Yves Salmon Laurent. You must be a poor!
Fuck microplastics, you’re eating macroplastics today.
Feels like a way cheap salmon try’s to look expensive
At least it’s not a dye pack?
Hot Topic salmon.
It’s for the Orcas. Salmon hats are back in style
What in the fuuuuu?
We get that product in….So stupid.
So is it machine washable or dry clean only?
I just woke up and it looked like a hotel card on the floor with cocaine residue
*Versace song but Versace is replaced with Verlasso*
Ew
Different farms that have a specific process and quality standard will use these Boyz. Not necessarily a sign of quality but if they want you to know they were the growers generally it’s a quality product
Quick search shows a aquaculture farm in Miami. The fish receive high grade cocaine Modelo’s and massages. Very cool.
Don’t worry if it doesn’t fit at first; it will ride up with wear.
I used to tag fish like this when we sold fish to Bruce Gore back in 2002.