Plastic based tag, so technically sanitary, but it feels wrong to me.

by asleepunderthebridge

31 Comments

  1. meatsntreats

    This is the stupidest post ever. Don’t purchase Verlasso salmon if you don’t want confirmation that you’re getting the real thing.

  2. Expensive_Middle8271

    No, but I have found those tags before inside fish when deboning. Now I’m wondering if they had tags like this that got cut, but the half inside the fish didn’t get removed.

  3. Uwofpeace

    Yes all my salmon only wear the hottest brands

  4. UnhingedNW

    No, I be getting that fresh fresh wild shiz. They only do drops for a few months outa the year. Very exclusive.

  5. Darth_Boognish

    Just be glad they removed the anti theft ink device

  6. machuitzil

    That’s how you know it was processed by humans. Quality still matters.

  7. Best-Statistician294

    Makes it easier to measure the macros of plastic in my fish.

  8. Primary-Potential-55

    I used to like verlasso until I moved to Cooke exclusively. Verlasso is really just mid-grade Chilean farmed Atlantic salmon with fancy branding. I only recommend it to folks looking for a retail source like the grocery store fish case, because I know at least they’ll get some okay salmon. It’s nothing close to the best, and you probably paid a shitload for it. If anyone knowingly buys this stuff, shame on them.

  9. Legitimate_Builder17

    These kinda things happen to pimps from time to time

  10. LocalCoffeeLlama

    Mmm. More ingestible plastics for my balls.

  11. Clit_Destroyer_69

    I only eat Yves Salmon Laurent. You must be a poor!

  12. venom21685

    Fuck microplastics, you’re eating macroplastics today.

  13. MAkrbrakenumbers

    Feels like a way cheap salmon try’s to look expensive

  14. nolotusnote

    At least it’s not a dye pack?

    Hot Topic salmon.

  15. OutsideCricket7294

    It’s for the Orcas. Salmon hats are back in style

  16. Status-Carob-5760

    So is it machine washable or dry clean only?

  17. UnwantedPube

    I just woke up and it looked like a hotel card on the floor with cocaine residue

  18. JauntingJoyousJona

    *Versace song but Versace is replaced with Verlasso*

  19. twelvgag3

    Different farms that have a specific process and quality standard will use these Boyz. Not necessarily a sign of quality but if they want you to know they were the growers generally it’s a quality product

  20. twelvgag3

    Quick search shows a aquaculture farm in Miami. The fish receive high grade cocaine Modelo’s and massages. Very cool.

  21. poutinegalvaude

    Don’t worry if it doesn’t fit at first; it will ride up with wear.

  22. otterfish

    I used to tag fish like this when we sold fish to Bruce Gore back in 2002.

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