An Actual Workplace Experience

by NoGoodIDNames

6 Comments

  1. Seriously though. Everyone at my restaurant has gotten sick except for my prep cook and myself.

    PLEASE wash your hands often, drink plenty of water, stop sharing vapes, and make sure you keep track of which shotglass is yours at the end of your shift

  2. geminixTS

    I see you too work at my restaurant currently. Fucking Drew was patient zero and I’ll die on that hill. Mostly because I can’t breath out of my nose anymore.

  3. patricksaurus

    Homie, we know this just isn’t true. The Q (and Q himself, pictured here) aren’t eternal creatures, but they can control time and resources. Q, in particular, has an antagonistic admiration of Picard, whom he views as something of an exemplar of humanity, and often challenges to represent want lowlier beings are capable of. He would never risk exposing Picard to an illness that had bested him, the much higher life form with more resources and access to medical knowledge and resources.

    Edit – Motherfucker. I started this off to make light of having watched Star Trek over family dinner every night, so we could all laugh at how much I remember about a silly show and some arcane details of a minor race — ha ha, had a nerd. But I think I just helped you prove you that this is the absolute most perfect meme in history.

    Please tell me with was a KM, CDC, or owner. PLEASE!

  4. Clouds_can_see

    The crazy part is you’ll call and say I’m too sick to come in, they think your B.S.ing and they don’t want to be short staffed so you come in. You get people sick and then get hazed for getting people sick.

  5. Carry2sky

    Stuffs no joke, flus real bad this year. Activated a condition in a buddy of mine that got him hospitalized for a couple days; I usually get over flus and stuff real quick but this lasted for well over a week an a half. Fevers, body aches, coughs etc.

    Edit: should say, I work in a machine shop with very little direct contact with my coworkers and it still spread. Wash your damn hands people.

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