My Friday night takeaway

by ShinyHeadedCook

28 Comments

  1. off_tae_yoker

    Okay, hear me out. You need to ALWAYS get this in calzone form. They stuff the calzone with doner then coo it. Pure brilliance but the doner meat doesn’t dry out. Add garlic and chilli sauce inside and you’re banging

  2. frank_begbie

    You are Luke Littler and I caim my five pounds.

  3. Damn this look like the kinda meal I get after getting absolutely hammered at a bar

  4. slutforbiscoff

    I love doner ON a pizza, I can choose how much I want and feed the strip of meat into my mouth if I just want no pizza with that bite.

  5. 811545b2-4ff7-4041

    But why does British food get a bad rap around the world !? /s

    Well done on the weight loss, but that looks like a salty, carby mess to me. If I’m kebabing, I want to have a big salad with it too. Bump that fibre up.

  6. Travels_Belly

    Crap food food. Horrible overcooked grim looking pizza topped with ropey low quality kebab and chips out of a freezer bag. Glad you enjoyed it but it’s objectively shit.

  7. Sam_Boundy1984

    Donner meat pizza used to be a staple of my diet, not gonna lie.

  8. Er, each to their own but I hope you didn’t pay a lot for that?

  9. Mediocre-Smile5908

    On a scale of ‘sober’ to ‘wankered’ how drunk were you? No judgement!

  10. MrLuchador

    That brings back memories. My toilet will never forgive me.

  11. Mafeking-Parade

    I can’t be the only one saddened by that doner meat?

    Doner should be cooked with fire, and crispy on the outside. That stuff looks like it was cut raw and boiled.

  12. Aceman1979

    I can only imagine 1. How good this must have appeared when you were half in the bag, and 2. What would bring a non sozzled person to order that.

  13. I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than eat whatever that is

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