they want you to blend everything?? why?!

by DontJudgeMe15

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  1. Worth_View1296

    What is vegemite? I’ve legitimately never heard of it…

  2. what is this? a cookbook for people who hate to eat?

  3. barontaint

    Um… What is the copyright date? Dishes from the 70’s but also avocado toast, i’m confused, but that is common when you smoke as much as I do on my days off.

  4. DangerDrake1

    I want to know more about the rectangular eggs.

  5. HouseOfAplesaus

    May I please have some warm fish soup please. Extra fishy.

  6. Traditional_Risk7230

    As an Australian the Vegemite toast one is valid, I’ve just seen so many people fuck it up.

  7. ComprehensiveKnee284

    I want to know the rest of the egg recipe

  8. cardueline

    This is so bizarre, it seems like the kind of project that kids in a home ec class or a tight knit office would make. Like “everybody submit a recipe to Kathy by Friday the 21st!” and a few weeks later you get a Kinko’s printed, spiral bound book of your classmates’/coworkers/fellow churchgoers weird personal recipes

  9. mozambrooklyn

    Why is the mushroom and avocado “toast” a tortilla-looking quesidilla-esque thing?

  10. ninjab33z

    Shit so that’s how you make marmite on toast. I always get stuck after buttering the bread.

  11. PerpetuallyLurking

    What’s wrong with the coffee? It sounds really good and that’s how you’d infuse those flavours into it. It may not be to everyone’s taste, but it doesn’t seem like it would be particularly egregious either. It even just looks like a hot drink with melting whipped cream, but I like cream in my coffee (not usually whipped, but for a special treat on occasion it’s great).

    The rest is atrocious, but what’s wrong with the coffee?

  12. BEniceBAGECKA

    That has got to be like a church cookbook right? I have a lot of these lol

  13. NursePissyPants

    My ex-MIL made that pea salad every Christmas and would present it like it was a special treat. No one ate it but her. I tasted it once and the entire family sat in silence to see what I would do. Terrible, just terrible

  14. Deckard2022

    This is a pre internet shit post, this is printed version of some influencers crap recipes

  15. dilletaunty

    Half of these look ok? Like mushroom toast is cool, ginger cinnamon coffee is something I make regularly, lemonade scones are weird but don’t seem too abnormal.

    The pea salad & egg bacon were weird tho.

  16. How dare you Vegemite on toast is my favorite breakfast

  17. showraniy

    This is definitely somebody’s homemade cookbook and I’m dying at the minimal level of fucks for cooking paired with the maximum level of fucks for printing and binding this thing.

  18. abuettner93

    This was a high school project that somehow managed to make its way into the world…

  19. Caverness

    Writing “blend everything together in a bowl” and that not referring to a mixer or immersion blender, should instantly ban you from writing the cookbook 

  20. Important-Glass-3947

    Oh God this is from New Zealand, isn’t it?
    Lemonade scones are perfectly respectable, the lemonade helps them rise.
    The Vegemite instructions are necessary for people like me as the first time my husband asked me for marmite on toast I spread it on thick like jam.

  21. MrLazyLion

    I love how the recipe for Delicious Eggs starts with 1 lb bacon.

  22. KingKongYe

    Anyone know what white sauce is I’m trying to make cream of fish soup

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