What is vegemite? I’ve legitimately never heard of it…
Entalope
Yummm “delicious” eggs.
RLS30076
what is this? a cookbook for people who hate to eat?
barontaint
Um… What is the copyright date? Dishes from the 70’s but also avocado toast, i’m confused, but that is common when you smoke as much as I do on my days off.
DangerDrake1
I want to know more about the rectangular eggs.
HouseOfAplesaus
May I please have some warm fish soup please. Extra fishy.
Traditional_Risk7230
As an Australian the Vegemite toast one is valid, I’ve just seen so many people fuck it up.
cheapfrillsnthrills
Sad the pics are so poorly taken.
ComprehensiveKnee284
I want to know the rest of the egg recipe
Lucienne83
You cut so many of the recipes.
Tangerin3dr34m
Pea salad is delicious.
ComradeAL
WHATS THE BOOK? HOW HAS NO ONE ASKED?
AstronomerAsleep5676
i need this book this is hiliarous
cardueline
This is so bizarre, it seems like the kind of project that kids in a home ec class or a tight knit office would make. Like “everybody submit a recipe to Kathy by Friday the 21st!” and a few weeks later you get a Kinko’s printed, spiral bound book of your classmates’/coworkers/fellow churchgoers weird personal recipes
mozambrooklyn
Why is the mushroom and avocado “toast” a tortilla-looking quesidilla-esque thing?
ninjab33z
Shit so that’s how you make marmite on toast. I always get stuck after buttering the bread.
What’s wrong with the coffee? It sounds really good and that’s how you’d infuse those flavours into it. It may not be to everyone’s taste, but it doesn’t seem like it would be particularly egregious either. It even just looks like a hot drink with melting whipped cream, but I like cream in my coffee (not usually whipped, but for a special treat on occasion it’s great).
The rest is atrocious, but what’s wrong with the coffee?
peanutbuttermellly

BEniceBAGECKA
That has got to be like a church cookbook right? I have a lot of these lol
NursePissyPants
My ex-MIL made that pea salad every Christmas and would present it like it was a special treat. No one ate it but her. I tasted it once and the entire family sat in silence to see what I would do. Terrible, just terrible
greengun
Honestly, I’d try the coffee.
Historical_Wonder_98
Pea Salad 😟
Deckard2022
This is a pre internet shit post, this is printed version of some influencers crap recipes
KommandoKazumi
Id destroy the lemonade scone.
dilletaunty
Half of these look ok? Like mushroom toast is cool, ginger cinnamon coffee is something I make regularly, lemonade scones are weird but don’t seem too abnormal.
The pea salad & egg bacon were weird tho.
lilacs_and_marigolds
Vegamite is absolutely foul.
Best-Flounder7113
Vomite on toast
mogoggins12
I like the pea salad :3
zjbyrd
How dare you Vegemite on toast is my favorite breakfast
showraniy
This is definitely somebody’s homemade cookbook and I’m dying at the minimal level of fucks for cooking paired with the maximum level of fucks for printing and binding this thing.
abuettner93
This was a high school project that somehow managed to make its way into the world…
Caverness
Writing “blend everything together in a bowl” and that not referring to a mixer or immersion blender, should instantly ban you from writing the cookbook
Important-Glass-3947
Oh God this is from New Zealand, isn’t it? Lemonade scones are perfectly respectable, the lemonade helps them rise. The Vegemite instructions are necessary for people like me as the first time my husband asked me for marmite on toast I spread it on thick like jam.
MrLazyLion
I love how the recipe for Delicious Eggs starts with 1 lb bacon.
KingKongYe
Anyone know what white sauce is I’m trying to make cream of fish soup
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What is vegemite? I’ve legitimately never heard of it…
Yummm “delicious” eggs.
what is this? a cookbook for people who hate to eat?
Um… What is the copyright date? Dishes from the 70’s but also avocado toast, i’m confused, but that is common when you smoke as much as I do on my days off.
I want to know more about the rectangular eggs.
May I please have some warm fish soup please. Extra fishy.
As an Australian the Vegemite toast one is valid, I’ve just seen so many people fuck it up.
Sad the pics are so poorly taken.
I want to know the rest of the egg recipe
You cut so many of the recipes.
Pea salad is delicious.
WHATS THE BOOK? HOW HAS NO ONE ASKED?
i need this book this is hiliarous
This is so bizarre, it seems like the kind of project that kids in a home ec class or a tight knit office would make. Like “everybody submit a recipe to Kathy by Friday the 21st!” and a few weeks later you get a Kinko’s printed, spiral bound book of your classmates’/coworkers/fellow churchgoers weird personal recipes
Why is the mushroom and avocado “toast” a tortilla-looking quesidilla-esque thing?
Shit so that’s how you make marmite on toast. I always get stuck after buttering the bread.
Cheesy peas!
This belongs to [r/shittiestfoodporn](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_d9frlg/s/s4N2hsmHs8)
What’s wrong with the coffee? It sounds really good and that’s how you’d infuse those flavours into it. It may not be to everyone’s taste, but it doesn’t seem like it would be particularly egregious either. It even just looks like a hot drink with melting whipped cream, but I like cream in my coffee (not usually whipped, but for a special treat on occasion it’s great).
The rest is atrocious, but what’s wrong with the coffee?

That has got to be like a church cookbook right? I have a lot of these lol
My ex-MIL made that pea salad every Christmas and would present it like it was a special treat. No one ate it but her. I tasted it once and the entire family sat in silence to see what I would do. Terrible, just terrible
Honestly, I’d try the coffee.
Pea Salad 😟
This is a pre internet shit post, this is printed version of some influencers crap recipes
Id destroy the lemonade scone.
Half of these look ok? Like mushroom toast is cool, ginger cinnamon coffee is something I make regularly, lemonade scones are weird but don’t seem too abnormal.
The pea salad & egg bacon were weird tho.
Vegamite is absolutely foul.
Vomite on toast
I like the pea salad :3
How dare you Vegemite on toast is my favorite breakfast
This is definitely somebody’s homemade cookbook and I’m dying at the minimal level of fucks for cooking paired with the maximum level of fucks for printing and binding this thing.
This was a high school project that somehow managed to make its way into the world…
Writing “blend everything together in a bowl” and that not referring to a mixer or immersion blender, should instantly ban you from writing the cookbook
Oh God this is from New Zealand, isn’t it?
Lemonade scones are perfectly respectable, the lemonade helps them rise.
The Vegemite instructions are necessary for people like me as the first time my husband asked me for marmite on toast I spread it on thick like jam.
I love how the recipe for Delicious Eggs starts with 1 lb bacon.
Anyone know what white sauce is I’m trying to make cream of fish soup
The pea salad is valid