My eclairs came out looking a little ✨️suspicious✨️

by BakeItBaby

31 Comments

  1. BakeItBaby

    Here’s to hoping the dicklairs won’t look so phallic once they’re filled and covered in chocolate… 😂💀

  2. Waviaerith

    They even have the little vein down the side 🤣🤣🤣💀

    Edited for spelling 🤦🏼‍♀️

  3. ThunderHammerRagavan

    I’ve done that a few times lol. Sometimes, I think they won’t be long enough, so I’ll pipe out a little dollop more and it just makes them look inappropriate.

  4. chocolatelover420

    I’d still put them in my mouth 👄 😭🤣

  5. sweptawayyyy

    I don’t know what it says about me that I think they look delicious…..

  6. Adventurous-Print848

    Phallic. They came out looking Phallic. 😂

  7. Playful-Dragon

    Claire will be very pleasured.. uh I mean pleased.. Iean she will think they are delicious.. I mean… Hell, they are going into her mouth anyway… Just say mmmmmm

  8. BigTiddyMobBossGF

    Well.. at least you have a promising career as a baker for hen nights 😂

  9. quarterbread

    They were just excited you made them!

  10. Show_me_your_feels_

    This definitely belongs in r/mildlypenis 😂

  11. DKC_Reno

    Maybe you are on to something, the baked good of the year, 2025

  12. sevenkeleven

    Should probably see a doctor if those don’t shrink after 4 hours

  13. reddit_is_compromise

    I bet if one were to poke a small hole in the end, then gently squeezed down firmly on the eclair, then post the resulting picture, I bet it’ll get more upvotes than this one.

  14. freneticboarder

    Cut, uncut, cut, uncut…

    Those are girthy choux pipes…

  15. AlexRyang

    Now you have to eat them from the sides.

  16. constantcomment64

    1 and 3 got decent circumcisions, 2’s looks a little botched, and 4 looks uncut

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