(It's me, I'm one of the heathens)

by Apprehensive_View930

17 Comments

  1. CaddyShsckles

    Chefs making ‘Nigiri’ sweatin’ right now

  2. j-endsville

    Well, lucky for me I’m just a cook, not a chef.

  3. Literally the first thing on my prep list for tomorrow

  4. Aeolus_14_Umbra

    So you can’t make a rice dick but it’s OK to make rice balls?

  5. Jessica_Iowa

    I can just about guarantee that isn’t a brand new sentence lol

  6. knightofunderpants

    Reason #1 I’ll keep being a cook. I mean, who lives like this?

  7. justlikedudeman

    I drew a squce dick on a pizza once, quite an elaborate one with a vein and a bit of ranch cum for a takeaway for what I thought was a staff member. Turns out it was a random tourist who happened to share the same name as a staff member. Nothing ever came of it though. She wad probably impressed by the massive amount of prawns on it.

  8. MathematicianOne5458

    It’s a rice pecker, thank you very much!

  9. Quercus408

    I’ll make food dicks out whatever I like, thank you very much.

  10. ProperPerspective571

    One rice ball sack coming right up!

  11. LadyLixerwyfe

    Went to a hibachi place for my birthday and the chef didn’t make a rice dick. He made rice boobs. Then he grabbed the squirty bottle of soy sauce, held it close to him, leaned back, and made a face of ecstasy while squirting said boobs. It was a WILD ride.

  12. thedreadedcook

    I work at a ski lodge in the winters and we regularly put dick shaped cookies or 90s porn cut out from an old magazine in our pilots/guides bagged lunches for them to find out in the field

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