Literally the first thing on my prep list for tomorrow
Aeolus_14_Umbra
So you can’t make a rice dick but it’s OK to make rice balls?
Jessica_Iowa
I can just about guarantee that isn’t a brand new sentence lol
knightofunderpants
Reason #1 I’ll keep being a cook. I mean, who lives like this?
PorchettaDiTesta
For Unlawful Carnaroli Knowledge
justlikedudeman
I drew a squce dick on a pizza once, quite an elaborate one with a vein and a bit of ranch cum for a takeaway for what I thought was a staff member. Turns out it was a random tourist who happened to share the same name as a staff member. Nothing ever came of it though. She wad probably impressed by the massive amount of prawns on it.
MathematicianOne5458
It’s a rice pecker, thank you very much!
Quercus408
I’ll make food dicks out whatever I like, thank you very much.
ProperPerspective571
One rice ball sack coming right up!
LadyLixerwyfe
Went to a hibachi place for my birthday and the chef didn’t make a rice dick. He made rice boobs. Then he grabbed the squirty bottle of soy sauce, held it close to him, leaned back, and made a face of ecstasy while squirting said boobs. It was a WILD ride.
thedreadedcook
I work at a ski lodge in the winters and we regularly put dick shaped cookies or 90s porn cut out from an old magazine in our pilots/guides bagged lunches for them to find out in the field
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Chefs making ‘Nigiri’ sweatin’ right now
[Good ol’ times](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/12ml723/rice_dick/)
Well, lucky for me I’m just a cook, not a chef.
Literally the first thing on my prep list for tomorrow
So you can’t make a rice dick but it’s OK to make rice balls?
I can just about guarantee that isn’t a brand new sentence lol
Reason #1 I’ll keep being a cook. I mean, who lives like this?
For Unlawful Carnaroli Knowledge
I drew a squce dick on a pizza once, quite an elaborate one with a vein and a bit of ranch cum for a takeaway for what I thought was a staff member. Turns out it was a random tourist who happened to share the same name as a staff member. Nothing ever came of it though. She wad probably impressed by the massive amount of prawns on it.
It’s a rice pecker, thank you very much!
I’ll make food dicks out whatever I like, thank you very much.
One rice ball sack coming right up!
Went to a hibachi place for my birthday and the chef didn’t make a rice dick. He made rice boobs. Then he grabbed the squirty bottle of soy sauce, held it close to him, leaned back, and made a face of ecstasy while squirting said boobs. It was a WILD ride.
I work at a ski lodge in the winters and we regularly put dick shaped cookies or 90s porn cut out from an old magazine in our pilots/guides bagged lunches for them to find out in the field
Rice rice baby
Booooooo
Hibachi