This is my knife. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knife is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My knife, without me, is useless. Without my knife, I am useless
Angry_Robot
I can do both.
DJMagicHandz
Me looking at shitboxes on Facebook marketplace. I can fix her, all she needs is a tune-up, new brakes, shocks, interior, headlights, windshield, transmission, and a engine. She’ll be good as new.
breadandtrees
When we would get the plate and glassware Catalog’s in I would call it ‘Bar Porn’ – mmmmm sexy tableware….
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I don’t tell my other knives I have favourites
This is my knife. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knife is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My knife, without me, is useless. Without my knife, I am useless
I can do both.
Me looking at shitboxes on Facebook marketplace. I can fix her, all she needs is a tune-up, new brakes, shocks, interior, headlights, windshield, transmission, and a engine. She’ll be good as new.
When we would get the plate and glassware Catalog’s in I would call it ‘Bar Porn’ – mmmmm sexy tableware….
(I secretly watch scissors too)