Costco hotdog slices, ketchup, mistard, and sauerkraut. Is this a crime or a work of art?
Costco hotdog slices, ketchup, mistard, and sauerkraut. Is this a crime or a work of art?
by Pokemans_96
29 Comments
insomniaWasp
This isn’t just a crime, it’s a grave breach against the Geneva Convention and MUST be punished.
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Muppet_chef
I love pizza, like hotdog and can eat sauerkraut from time to time. Still this mix just makes me sad.
♫♫ Jail time is awaiting ♫♫
operationtasty
Art
Floppy_Cavatappi
Guilty! You bring shame to your bloodline
VinnieBagaDoughnuts
I’d definitely give it a try.
Buhos_En_Pantelones
I’m not furious at it, I’m gonna look the other way on this one.
Careful-Wash
Give it to me. I’ll make sure no one finds the evidence.
AUSpartan37
Misdemeanor, but personally, I would dismiss the case and let you off with a warning.
stsebastianismad
it’s a flat hotdog?
MisterB330
There’s no kraut on this! That’s relish ya animals!!
Limp_Yogurtcloset246
Ketchup AND mustard? Yeah that’s a crime.
DenialNode
Guilty.
Ketchup on pizza is indeed a crime. All other toppings legal.
thatguy11
Sauerkraut? Where? I see pickle relish. Tell me this ain’t yer pizza without telling me this ain’t yer pizza.
TheAmazingWillow

pabo81
Do you even know what sauerkraut is?
Tailorschwifty
I once ate at a place in toledo that had a Tony packo’s pizza with hotdogs on it that was great. Then a few years ago Gioradanos had one with Hot Doug’s hotdogs on it that was also pretty damn good although when I ordered that one they told me I was the first to get it.
I guess most will say crime but I’ve had a couple of really good hotdog pizzas.
tehnfy__
It’s a felony in progress 😂
LogstarGo_
I’m going to say guilty for two reasons: one, the ketchup, and two, the fact that that doesn’t look like sauerkraut to me. There are ways to do this that are not a crime. This is not that way.
Nor_Ah_C
Putting cabbage on a pizza isn’t a Pizza Crime. It’s a Pizza Death Sentence.

moonmobile
this is a work of crime.
CaptServo
The only crime is putting ketchup on a hot dog pizza
2day2morrow999
How high were you ? I dig it 😂
Jack_of_Hearts20
I would eat this, no lie
Blurstingwithemotion
How does it taste?
CodithEnnie
Was it baked in the Costco oven?
skrullzz
Heinous act of terror. Thoughts & Prayers.
DIJames6

SirDwayneCollins
It’s a crime, but I’d have a slice or 2. Also, rebake it for maybe 3-5 minutes, so the condiments aren’t so contrastingly cold, compared to the pizza
29 Comments
This isn’t just a crime, it’s a grave breach against the Geneva Convention and MUST be punished.
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I love pizza, like hotdog and can eat sauerkraut from time to time. Still this mix just makes me sad.
♫♫ Jail time is awaiting ♫♫
Art
Guilty! You bring shame to your bloodline
I’d definitely give it a try.
I’m not furious at it, I’m gonna look the other way on this one.
Give it to me. I’ll make sure no one finds the evidence.
Misdemeanor, but personally, I would dismiss the case and let you off with a warning.
it’s a flat hotdog?
There’s no kraut on this! That’s relish ya animals!!
Ketchup AND mustard? Yeah that’s a crime.
Guilty.
Ketchup on pizza is indeed a crime. All other toppings legal.
Sauerkraut? Where? I see pickle relish. Tell me this ain’t yer pizza without telling me this ain’t yer pizza.

Do you even know what sauerkraut is?
I once ate at a place in toledo that had a Tony packo’s pizza with hotdogs on it that was great. Then a few years ago Gioradanos had one with Hot Doug’s hotdogs on it that was also pretty damn good although when I ordered that one they told me I was the first to get it.
I guess most will say crime but I’ve had a couple of really good hotdog pizzas.
It’s a felony in progress 😂
I’m going to say guilty for two reasons: one, the ketchup, and two, the fact that that doesn’t look like sauerkraut to me. There are ways to do this that are not a crime. This is not that way.
Putting cabbage on a pizza isn’t a Pizza Crime. It’s a Pizza Death Sentence.

this is a work of crime.
The only crime is putting ketchup on a hot dog pizza
How high were you ? I dig it 😂
I would eat this, no lie
How does it taste?
Was it baked in the Costco oven?
Heinous act of terror. Thoughts & Prayers.

It’s a crime, but I’d have a slice or 2. Also, rebake it for maybe 3-5 minutes, so the condiments aren’t so contrastingly cold, compared to the pizza