Costco hotdog slices, ketchup, mistard, and sauerkraut. Is this a crime or a work of art?

by Pokemans_96

29 Comments

  1. insomniaWasp

    This isn’t just a crime, it’s a grave breach against the Geneva Convention and MUST be punished.

  2. Muppet_chef

    I love pizza, like hotdog and can eat sauerkraut from time to time. Still this mix just makes me sad.

    ♫♫ Jail time is awaiting ♫♫

  3. Buhos_En_Pantelones

    I’m not furious at it, I’m gonna look the other way on this one.

  4. Careful-Wash

    Give it to me. I’ll make sure no one finds the evidence.

  5. AUSpartan37

    Misdemeanor, but personally, I would dismiss the case and let you off with a warning.

  6. MisterB330

    There’s no kraut on this! That’s relish ya animals!!

  7. Limp_Yogurtcloset246

    Ketchup AND mustard? Yeah that’s a crime.

  8. DenialNode

    Guilty.

    Ketchup on pizza is indeed a crime. All other toppings legal.

  9. thatguy11

    Sauerkraut? Where? I see pickle relish. Tell me this ain’t yer pizza without telling me this ain’t yer pizza.

  10. Tailorschwifty

    I once ate at a place in toledo that had a Tony packo’s pizza with hotdogs on it that was great. Then a few years ago Gioradanos had one with Hot Doug’s hotdogs on it that was also pretty damn good although when I ordered that one they told me I was the first to get it.

    I guess most will say crime but I’ve had a couple of really good hotdog pizzas.

  11. LogstarGo_

    I’m going to say guilty for two reasons: one, the ketchup, and two, the fact that that doesn’t look like sauerkraut to me. There are ways to do this that are not a crime. This is not that way.

  12. Putting cabbage on a pizza isn’t a Pizza Crime. It’s a Pizza Death Sentence.

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  13. CaptServo

    The only crime is putting ketchup on a hot dog pizza

  14. SirDwayneCollins

    It’s a crime, but I’d have a slice or 2. Also, rebake it for maybe 3-5 minutes, so the condiments aren’t so contrastingly cold, compared to the pizza

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