Id eat it, doesnt look bad. Random story, when i was a kid visiting mexico my family went to a pizza resturant my moms cousin owned and ran. He told us that he will make us a pizza just like in America since my bro and I complained we were tired of eating mexican food for weeks. Well he made us a pizza and it had hotdogs on it just like yours.(no ketchup or mustard tho) i appreciate the dudes niceness of trying to make us happy but man as a kid i was devastated to see hotdogs instead of pepperoni.. my bro and i still ate it and said thanks you and all but boy did we talk shit after we left lmao. This was like 20 something years ago.
Teflon_John_
Fuuuuck you. *I’m in*
beef99
look man, just pass me the bong
Graf_Eulenburg
Nope!
reffernam2
If it weren’t for the ketchup and mustard I would smash it. In the current state, not a chance
PickleJar606
That looks good, Id eat it
naynaypee
Swap out the relish for pickles and add some kraut now we’re talking
Flat_Transition_3775
I went to a nice Korean fusion pizza place and they had hot dog type of pizza, so it’s fine.
eggSauce97
Gonna need to smoke a LOT of weed but I think I could handle it
Griffithead
I’m torn.
I hate ketchup. Don’t love relish.
But those dogs look fire! People can fuck right off with their sad boiled or microwaved dogs.
RealNPCDuude
When i would still eat meat, prob yeah.
meownace2societee
That swirl is having the same effect on me as a black hole. Can’t escape. Must eat. *moves inexorably closer*
supersaiyanswanso
I’ll eat it but I’m gonna get stoned off my ass first lol
BrookeLynne718
Depends how stoned I am
Wendell_wsa
Delicious
Damnwombat
Passing, because I don’t like yellow mustard.
not_ur_mommii
Passing. Without the mustard and ketchup I’d probably smash tbh
Accomplished_Board33
Devouring it, no doubt.
sortarottenandinsane
take out the mustard and im down
BannedInDay
My stomach hurts
Borfis
sigh
*unzips pants*
fuckdispandashit
r/pizzacrimes
Bright_Eyes8197
It’s fine. People put pepperoni, sausage, chorizo, or kielbasa, so why not hot dog?
Tikiboo
Im allergic to beef and pork. 100% would smash. Pay for it later…
KushHaydn
God damn it. Yeah
TequieroVerde
Yes. I like it with american cheese blend with chili (like wienerschnitzel’s) for sauce.
_portia_
I’d… I’d have a bite, yes
alanaisalive
It’s a hideous abomination, but so am I, so I’m in.
Tabm0w
Iv seen this damn pizza pop up in my feed 4-5 times over the last 3 days.
true_clef_chin
I’d take a bite, add some relish and onions
JorkingMyPeanitz
I’d try it just so I could hold it over your head to make you feel indebted to me for eating your haunting creation out of pity.
CharmingMistake3416
I’m eating it but I’m gonna pretend that I don’t like it.
Electronic-Hope-1
I’d try it
geoooleooo
I’ll be pissed off that you put ketchup and mustard on pizza but yea I’ll still eat it.
Certyx39
smash that looks bussin
Dadstokes
That’s a hell yes from me dawg
erikivy
Hell, I’ll eat anything, that’s why the girls like me.
showraniy
Y’all some pussies. I’m rawdogging this without weed.
mojoburquano
How drunk am I in this scenario?
Cthulhusreef
One of my favorite combos is pickles and bacon. So good.
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Eat today, pass tomorrow.
With a sauerkraut stuffed crust?
Id eat it, doesnt look bad. Random story, when i was a kid visiting mexico my family went to a pizza resturant my moms cousin owned and ran. He told us that he will make us a pizza just like in America since my bro and I complained we were tired of eating mexican food for weeks. Well he made us a pizza and it had hotdogs on it just like yours.(no ketchup or mustard tho) i appreciate the dudes niceness of trying to make us happy but man as a kid i was devastated to see hotdogs instead of pepperoni.. my bro and i still ate it and said thanks you and all but boy did we talk shit after we left lmao. This was like 20 something years ago.
Fuuuuck you. *I’m in*
look man, just pass me the bong
Nope!
If it weren’t for the ketchup and mustard I would smash it. In the current state, not a chance
That looks good, Id eat it
Swap out the relish for pickles and add some kraut now we’re talking
I went to a nice Korean fusion pizza place and they had hot dog type of pizza, so it’s fine.
Gonna need to smoke a LOT of weed but I think I could handle it
I’m torn.
I hate ketchup. Don’t love relish.
But those dogs look fire! People can fuck right off with their sad boiled or microwaved dogs.
When i would still eat meat, prob yeah.
That swirl is having the same effect on me as a black hole. Can’t escape. Must eat. *moves inexorably closer*
I’ll eat it but I’m gonna get stoned off my ass first lol
Depends how stoned I am
Delicious
Passing, because I don’t like yellow mustard.
Passing. Without the mustard and ketchup I’d probably smash tbh
Devouring it, no doubt.
take out the mustard and im down
My stomach hurts
sigh
*unzips pants*
r/pizzacrimes
It’s fine. People put pepperoni, sausage, chorizo, or kielbasa, so why not hot dog?
Im allergic to beef and pork. 100% would smash. Pay for it later…
God damn it. Yeah
Yes. I like it with american cheese blend with chili (like wienerschnitzel’s) for sauce.
I’d… I’d have a bite, yes
It’s a hideous abomination, but so am I, so I’m in.
Iv seen this damn pizza pop up in my feed 4-5 times over the last 3 days.
I’d take a bite, add some relish and onions
I’d try it just so I could hold it over your head to make you feel indebted to me for eating your haunting creation out of pity.
I’m eating it but I’m gonna pretend that I don’t like it.
I’d try it
I’ll be pissed off that you put ketchup and mustard on pizza but yea I’ll still eat it.
smash that looks bussin
That’s a hell yes from me dawg
Hell, I’ll eat anything, that’s why the girls like me.
Y’all some pussies. I’m rawdogging this without weed.
How drunk am I in this scenario?
One of my favorite combos is pickles and bacon. So good.