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The sad part about being Brazilian is getting Pizza Crime ads (blue heart of palm pizza)
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The sad part about being Brazilian is getting Pizza Crime ads (blue heart of palm pizza)


The sad part about being Brazilian is getting Pizza Crime ads (blue heart of palm pizza)



by mws375

21 Comments

  1. TraditionPhysical603

    What is it about Brazil that causes this.

  2. NiobiumThorn

    Why the scissors? Honestly I’d give it a try but that messed with my head

  3. rite_of_truth

    What does heart of palm even taste like? Is this really a pizza or just a pie?

  4. Gremlinonthebus

    Cutting it with scissors like Stallone in Cobra.

  5. TrickleUp_

    I don’t understand- do Brazilians actually want to eat this trash or is it rage bait for them too

  6. OatmealGod

    Brazilians crave weird pizza. They need it like Italians need pasta

  7. ExcitingUse9715

    Honestly looks great except for the weird blue crust, and the scissors…

  9. ThePizzaNoid

    More proof that Brazil is the unofficial mascot of this sub.

  10. Ok-Top8550

    Worst part is that palm hearts are amazing and fit nicely into the pizza… now why would someone want to make the dough blue is a mystery of universe… I’m married to a woman that use to live more or less close to that place and I doubt that she would want to eat that abomination.

  14. NightFox1988

    Ok. This one actually interested me. Well, except for the blue pizza dough. That’s the only thing tripping me up.

  20. ToastyLoops

    I was in disgust. And then I saw the scissors. I’m mortified.

  21. FollowingJealous7490

    I’m convinced Portuguese/Brazilian food is the worst kind of food in the world.

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