Planning on eating this Wednesday next week, I love spicy food but hottest thing I’ve eaten was last fab redux, will post a video of me dying

by secrettongue

24 Comments

  1. Watched 1 friend puke, the 2nd made it but was in bad shape for 2 days. Gut burn was real, good luck mate, shit is no joke.

  2. chagirrrl

    Good luck! Had a friend eat it, said it wasn’t too too bad going down but being down and coming out was a different story

  3. Evangeline-

    It doesn’t taste nice. Chewing it is fine but the 5 minute wait really hurt my stomach!!! I threw up after the 5 minutes was up just to get it out and then I was fine.

  4. Electronic-Floor6845

    A real man would get the sugarless one.

  5. GrendelGT

    In my hubris I made sure I chewed it *thoroughly.*

    My family found the reaction hilarious. I cried, sweated, turned red, hiccuped, and suffered.

  6. NoCase9317

    It’s a burn

    I had the opposite experience than other commenters, the spice was really hard to tolerate, my tongue was on fire, but I had no tummy issues or issues when it “left my system” but I have always had a pretty strong stomach.

  7. Nobody_Suspicious66

    Be forewarned this one is like 10% mouthburn and 90% atomic nuclear digestive pain that does not let up.

  8. Resident_Rise5915

    There is no light where you are heading

  9. cycles_commute

    Are you gonna eat the whole thing? I would not advocate that.

  10. Helloicecreamman

    Taste:4/10
    Spice:8.7/10
    Asshole after:0/10
    Would recommend

  11. WackyWeiner

    Put it on a s’mores with a graham cracker and a marshmellow.

  12. Snakestream

    I haven’t had this, but spicy gummy stuff is always rough. It makes you salivate and gets the heat everywhere in your mouth, and then there are always bits that get stuck on your teeth. Godspeed my friend

  13. No_Escape_2042

    So I ate this. After about 10 minutes, it literally feels like you swallowed a hot coal. It had me glued to the toilet for about 45 minutes.  It’s rough.

  14. GreenGoesZoomZoom

    Chew thoroughly. It’s a spicy one. It will make it worse in the mouth but less digestive pain. No way around it tasting like shit, hot extract.

  15. doseserendipity2

    That looks bad ass! Good luck! Maybe get some Pepto Bismol on hand or something

  16. Relative-Hand2279

    Do what the kid did earlier this week. Just chew and let it hang out in your mouth for 5 min

  17. ihatetheplaceilive

    Saw a video recently where a little kid lasted 5 minutes without bread or milk.

    Are you tougher than a 5th grader?

  18. I ate 1 1/2 of these within half an hour. Friends now refer to me as spice king. I don’t claim this facet in the spice world, I am no Ed Currie. But among friends, no one has my heat level.

    Edit: my manners, shame. Best of luck OP!

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