He usually makes some bomb meals for himself, but not this time…
by LastScoobySnack
48 Comments
Conscious-Permit-466
Coworker prefers small weenies.
the-weeb-whisperer
I get it, I love Vienna sausages 😭😭😭 but for rice it’s best to slice them and sautee in a lil unsalted butter with sweet onions and 1tbsp of ketchup. Trust me on this
Candid-Individual210
You work with Filipino people?!
No-Asparagus2823
Have you tried it or are you just hating?
Crimson-Cream
Dude at least SEAR them.
Snug_The_Cat
He’s either single or has completely given up on life…
camlaw63
I see nothing wrong with this
SpeedBlitzX
Some chili crisp in that rice would elevate this.
nehla01
add some sauce and this will be perfect
BlueBlooper
Edible
SmokinTokinGoth
I’d eat it
I_might_be_weasel
Who the fuck pre opens Vienna sausages? I’ve literally never eaten them not straight from the can.
Embarrassed_Sort_277
White rice has this strange ability to make almost any meal 10 times better
htmrmr
Usually I like most shitty food porn but this one got me. Looks nasty LMAO
Tcyanide
I’d enjoy it with some grilled onions and some sauce and or spice
Medi_Okie
Someone took the time to drain those sausages, be grateful!
GuyFromLI747
That’s my deathbed meal
ChroniclesOfSarnia
“Daddy, why was r/shittyfoodporn created?”
“Well son…”
Familiar_Zucchini565
Not even seasoning..they hate themselves
Responsible-Summer-4
He sure likes his snausages.
robbothegiant
He has a date with paper scrubs and grippy socks upcoming…you can the despair even from here…
Paulymcnasty
Damn, I’ve ner seen that many Vienna sausages in on place.
endlesssaturdays
When something looks so bland that I’d rather not eat at all than to eat it.
501uk
Is that like 3 cansworth of Vienna sausages? What’s the total amount of sodium in this dish??
Edit: the answer is 3780mg sodium
Dontfeedthebears
If my math is right (using armor brand for reference) that is about 3800mg sodium, 275 mg cholesterol, and 40g fat not counting the rice. And I have a sneaking suspicion it’s cold for some reason. I, too, have depression
Awesomenesspiza
10 years ago, I would eat this combination all the time. Now, I can’t even eat Vienna sausages without almost gagging.
Iatemydoggo
Honestly I’d fuck that up right now
Admirable_Progress89
I ate better looking food in both jail and the hospital.
Pitiful-Highlight-69
Why not fry it up together. Wouldn’t have taken that much more time
lferry1919
My niece would love that nasty-ass lunch. Two of her favorite foods right there.
HorchataLee
I don’t even believe you
Dmau27
Gee roce.
Professional_Set_725
Vienna saussages and rice. Dear God lol
RemarkableAd649
I’d eat it lol I feel bad that his meal is being roasted
Winter_Whole2080
Nice healthy meal. Except for the hot dogs.
He770zz
Is this a struggle meal? Honestly it’s not that bad, toss in a fried egg.
emceelokey
Just needs some crispy fried eggs and that’d be my dinner
wowgreatdog
the lack of fiber is what gets me. a little touch of green would save this lol
QueezyF
Needs hot sauce or some beans in there. Also cut the viennie wienies lengthwise for easier eating.
maxru85
I would add roasted sesame seeds and seaweed—same zero effort but much better taste.
Big_Algae6497
Change the sausages to spam and add some soy sauce
SuccessfulMumenRider
This feels adjacent to that guy from that one video who would eat just huge bowl of peas for lunch.
Miserable-Sundae-969
Is he 10 lmaooooo 🤣
P4yTheTrollToll
Christank1
Filipino?
Light_inc
Put some laoganma on this dish, bish
googlebearbanana
Ewwww
LostLiterature2598
Broke. But doing the best you can. I ate rice and 2 hotdogs on buns. For 6 months while working. So my family could have a normal meal. Lost a really great paying job. And worked 2 shitty ones 60+ hours a week to try and make it.
48 Comments
Coworker prefers small weenies.
I get it, I love Vienna sausages 😭😭😭 but for rice it’s best to slice them and sautee in a lil unsalted butter with sweet onions and 1tbsp of ketchup. Trust me on this
You work with Filipino people?!
Have you tried it or are you just hating?
Dude at least SEAR them.
He’s either single or has completely given up on life…
I see nothing wrong with this
Some chili crisp in that rice would elevate this.
add some sauce and this will be perfect
Edible
I’d eat it
Who the fuck pre opens Vienna sausages? I’ve literally never eaten them not straight from the can.
White rice has this strange ability to make almost any meal 10 times better
Usually I like most shitty food porn but this one got me. Looks nasty LMAO
I’d enjoy it with some grilled onions and some sauce and or spice
Someone took the time to drain those sausages, be grateful!
That’s my deathbed meal
“Daddy, why was r/shittyfoodporn created?”
“Well son…”
Not even seasoning..they hate themselves
He sure likes his snausages.
He has a date with paper scrubs and grippy socks upcoming…you can the despair even from here…
Damn, I’ve ner seen that many Vienna sausages in on place.
When something looks so bland that I’d rather not eat at all than to eat it.
Is that like 3 cansworth of Vienna sausages? What’s the total amount of sodium in this dish??
Edit: the answer is 3780mg sodium
If my math is right (using armor brand for reference) that is about 3800mg sodium, 275 mg cholesterol, and 40g fat not counting the rice. And I have a sneaking suspicion it’s cold for some reason. I, too, have depression
10 years ago, I would eat this combination all the time. Now, I can’t even eat Vienna sausages without almost gagging.
Honestly I’d fuck that up right now
I ate better looking food in both jail and the hospital.
Why not fry it up together. Wouldn’t have taken that much more time
My niece would love that nasty-ass lunch. Two of her favorite foods right there.
I don’t even believe you
Gee roce.
Vienna saussages and rice. Dear God lol
I’d eat it lol I feel bad that his meal is being roasted
Nice healthy meal. Except for the hot dogs.
Is this a struggle meal? Honestly it’s not that bad, toss in a fried egg.
Just needs some crispy fried eggs and that’d be my dinner
the lack of fiber is what gets me. a little touch of green would save this lol
Needs hot sauce or some beans in there. Also cut the viennie wienies lengthwise for easier eating.
I would add roasted sesame seeds and seaweed—same zero effort but much better taste.
Change the sausages to spam and add some soy sauce
This feels adjacent to that guy from that one video who would eat just huge bowl of peas for lunch.
Is he 10 lmaooooo 🤣
Filipino?
Put some laoganma on this dish, bish
Ewwww
Broke. But doing the best you can. I ate rice and 2 hotdogs on buns. For 6 months while working. So my family could have a normal meal. Lost a really great paying job. And worked 2 shitty ones 60+ hours a week to try and make it.