Who cuts a round pizza into squares 😠Also, please note that this is from a pizzeria in Massachusetts, I didn't have any pictures personally so I used one on tripadvisor. That's not my fork
by WiredOrange
9 Comments
EstablishmentNo5994
Square cut pizza is not a crime.
Stop wasting the court’s time.
UpdateInProgress
Pizza looks still at least decently edible. And in Italy they eat with fork and knives, like civilized people.
Not guilty
BaneShake
Square cut makes perfect sense for plenty of contexts and I will never shame someone who needs or prefers to use a fork, a completely reasonable tool for plenty of reasons.
NoUniqueNameNeeded
It’s called anparty cut versus a pie cut. Great for…parties.
Buckabuckaw
I just want to say how pleased I am to see that the court of r/PizzaCrimes has shown restraint in the judging of this pie. No-one was actually harmed by this pie, and the fork was clearly included in the photo by an overzealous prosecutor. Case dismissed.
DookieToe2
Square cut is one of my favorite cuts. Fork is acceptable if the pie is messy enough. I’d reccomend a knife too.
Goofguy
Nope, doesn’t count at all. It’s cut symmetrically into squares. If anything, it doesn’t force you into large cut triangle slices. There are no egregious or disgusting toppings and it wasn’t cut by someone wearing a blindfold.
9 Comments
Square cut pizza is not a crime.
Stop wasting the court’s time.
Pizza looks still at least decently edible. And in Italy they eat with fork and knives, like civilized people.
Not guilty
Square cut makes perfect sense for plenty of contexts and I will never shame someone who needs or prefers to use a fork, a completely reasonable tool for plenty of reasons.
It’s called anparty cut versus a pie cut. Great for…parties.
I just want to say how pleased I am to see that the court of r/PizzaCrimes has shown restraint in the judging of this pie. No-one was actually harmed by this pie, and the fork was clearly included in the photo by an overzealous prosecutor. Case dismissed.
Square cut is one of my favorite cuts. Fork is acceptable if the pie is messy enough. I’d reccomend a knife too.
Nope, doesn’t count at all. It’s cut symmetrically into squares. If anything, it doesn’t force you into large cut triangle slices. There are no egregious or disgusting toppings and it wasn’t cut by someone wearing a blindfold.
Innocent
I mean I’d eat it. 😋