That’s the way to half ass a monstrosity. You skip the last step of beer battering it and tossing it in the deep fryer. Then topping all off with more cheese.
SirDwayneCollins
People are doing shit just to do it. That said, if they just dumped the meat on there and rolled it up, I would go to town on it.
CatoTheDumber
I’d be fine dying like that.
Aqueraventus
I mean… it’s definitely a crime and way too much bread, but I would eat
Fallout76_plan_fence
My fat ass just unlocked a new level of hungry
Tranquilizrr
americaaaa
Educational-Long116
No matter how unhealthy it looks or against the pizza law it looks we can all agree that bite he took or the bites after that he will take… must be fire trucking tasty bites.
batkave
What disappointed me is that they used a philly cheese steak. Should be a chicken Parm sandwich
Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad
This guy doesn’t know how to crime. Once this was rolled and cut, he should have breaded and deep fried it.
eternalapostle
This isnt a crime. It’s the opposite of a crime. It’s community service. I could probably stretch that out to two days of lunch and dinner or 3 days for dinner. And you know it probably taste better reheated in the microwave
Lyna_hot
this is a crime
Ok-Network-1491
This isn’t a pizza… it’s a burrito.
Troostboost
Doesn’t look as horrible as some other ones on here. just no point in doing it
bloopie1192
Well that’s just silly.
boyItelluhwat
Don’t forget the bev bitch
thangus_farm
Think a Philly burrito is someone strung out on heroin trapped in a manhole.
Minimum_Respond4861
*impending Brick-like constipation for 4 weeks
Certain-Routine-7064
When you order El Burrito Monster from Temu
kd8qdz
jim_johns
Damn I mean, 10 years ago I would have been pretty impressed by this idea but I ain’t trying to live that life no more. This looked like a decent pizza. He then rolled the pizza up and it was no longer a pizza. No pizza no crime.
Scribblebonx
Bread Dead Redemption
zipzap21
The Charge: Folding and Cramming Resulting in Desecration
The Verdict: Guilty
The Punishment: Fold him and roll his ass up!
RefusePlenty9589
🤮
ADMSunshine
great example of “hat on a hat”
CountBrackmoor
Isn’t it wild how a layer only a 1/4” thick could add 1800 calories
RemarkableStudent196
Oh hell yeah, I see nothing wrong here
dcwinger12
Would
Adventurous_Bee_7496
that’s way to much bread lol
IndependentLove2292
There was a time in my life when I would have been down for that.
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That’s the way to half ass a monstrosity. You skip the last step of beer battering it and tossing it in the deep fryer. Then topping all off with more cheese.
People are doing shit just to do it. That said, if they just dumped the meat on there and rolled it up, I would go to town on it.
I’d be fine dying like that.
I mean… it’s definitely a crime and way too much bread, but I would eat
My fat ass just unlocked a new level of hungry
americaaaa
No matter how unhealthy it looks or against the pizza law it looks we can all agree that bite he took or the bites after that he will take… must be fire trucking tasty bites.
What disappointed me is that they used a philly cheese steak. Should be a chicken Parm sandwich
This guy doesn’t know how to crime. Once this was rolled and cut, he should have breaded and deep fried it.
This isnt a crime. It’s the opposite of a crime. It’s community service. I could probably stretch that out to two days of lunch and dinner or 3 days for dinner. And you know it probably taste better reheated in the microwave
this is a crime
This isn’t a pizza… it’s a burrito.
Doesn’t look as horrible as some other ones on here. just no point in doing it
Well that’s just silly.
Don’t forget the bev bitch
Think a Philly burrito is someone strung out on heroin trapped in a manhole.
*impending Brick-like constipation for 4 weeks
When you order El Burrito Monster from Temu
Damn I mean, 10 years ago I would have been pretty impressed by this idea but I ain’t trying to live that life no more. This looked like a decent pizza. He then rolled the pizza up and it was no longer a pizza. No pizza no crime.
Bread Dead Redemption
The Charge: Folding and Cramming Resulting in Desecration
The Verdict: Guilty
The Punishment: Fold him and roll his ass up!
🤮
great example of “hat on a hat”
Isn’t it wild how a layer only a 1/4” thick could add 1800 calories
Oh hell yeah, I see nothing wrong here
Would
that’s way to much bread lol
There was a time in my life when I would have been down for that.
Not gonna lie i would eat one
I’m now pro-choice.
I’m not so much offended by this.